Island Of Misfits

[AladinSane]

Good morning Islanders, hope a good day is had by all.

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning folks. Thought id say hey before i get my old butt ready for work. New jobs going well. Kinda like being a Superintendent. See you later alligators.

 

[Steve1]

Good Morning everyone!

 

[WoodsRat]

Good morning, boys. Mr. catch&release, have you been a bad boy? Please don't run afoul of our hall monitors. I'd miss you too much if you got your marching orders.
Mowed the back pasture yesterday. There were some spots on me that hadn't seen sun since last summer. They're easy to spot now because they glow in the dark. I always burn before I tan. By the end of summer, I'll be nice and brown.
Where's Mary Jane? I hope she didn't get barred/banned. It seems to happen a lot on the Island. I fear that's what has become of Autogrower and Grasshopper421.

 

[pute]

I'm still here. Just had a chastity belt installed and got a vasectomy. Now that I have been neutered and my wings clipped I hope to be a changed pothead!!!!!

 

[Swamp Chicken 024]

Evening IOM, Still waiting on story time. I am Going to be a old man at this rate.

 

[Steve1]

It feels like a White Widow kind of night

 

[pute]

I thought there was a story somewhere in my future. Even Swamp Chicken is waiting..........

WoodsRat just keeps on teasing me. If not what do you call this....?

From my dream girl......."Mowed the back pasture yesterday. There were some spots on me that hadn't seen sun since last summer. They're easy to spot now because they glow in the dark. I always burn before I tan. By the end of summer, I'll be nice and brown."

When I was in high school we used to have a name for girls that teased the guys.

I have a farmers tan!! Hoping that gets her attention

 

[Swamp Chicken 024]

 

[WoodsRat]

I'll be honest, I hate tan lines. I live out in the boonies with nobody but my dog, two cats, and a bird. If I want to mow the back pasture, it's clothing optional. The critters have seen it all before.

 

[pute]

Oh my god!!!!!!

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[WoodsRat]

Oh my god!!!!!!

Hey, if I had a nickel for every dude I've seen not wearing a ****, I'd have a bucket full of nickels. Just because I'm a female I don't have the same rights? Don't say it's because I have breasts. I've seen obese men that had larger breasts than I have.
I don't live in a nudist colony, but everybody I grew up with were pretty laid back when it came to their bodies. Swim suits were something you wore to a public pool or as a fashion statement. Most swimming sessions out in the boonies happened after a bunch of friends got together, drank a few, smoked a few, and decided to cool off in the river/lake/pond. Besides, suits take a long time to dry off, where bare hide dries pretty quickly. It wasn't *** (well, not all the time), it was freedom, something that country folks appreciate.
I remember a tv commercial from years ago. It was a bra commercial that said, "Look natural, not naked." Stupid me. I always thought naked WAS natural! Humans can be so silly at times.

 

[pute]

Where do you live. I would like a peep.....I want to say OH MY GOD for real and not just in my imagination.......By the way...I'm in my prime....

 

[AladinSane]

Good evening Islanders, hope all had a good day.

 

[Steve1]

Been a very busy but good day. And You?

 

[AladinSane]

Well, I managed to stay stoned all day, got a few little things done, so it was a good day. Besides, any day that i'm still vertical, is a good day.

 

[pute]

Yup, every day above ground is a good day. I'm not ready for a dirt nap just yet. Heading down south to find WoodRats swimming hole.

 

[WoodsRat]

Got a lot of them around here. Still a little too cold to go swimming, though. Give it a few more weeks to get warm. We had a cold, rainy spring.
I'll be peeking, too!

 

[pute]

On my God!