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Off to the gym!
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jagwire2010
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Good afternoon, Misfits. Just got done smoking a bowl and a cig in the garage. My baby is sleeping right now, but she has a doctor's appointment at 3:50 pm
I think deers should learn to shoot back.
Then you could brag you killed a deer who has the same chance of taking your ass out.
Then you could brag you killed a deer who has the same chance of taking your ass out.
Ran across this list going through old files. They are comments from government job performance reviews:
For everyone who has ever had or given an evaluation - just remember,
it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal
Government employee performance evaluations.
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom
and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered
like a rat in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
13. "He's been working with glue too much."
14. "He would argue with a signpost."
15. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
16. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
17. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored,
he's the other one."
18. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
19. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
20. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
21. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming."
22. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is
out looking for it."
23. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
24. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
25. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
26. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
27. "One neuron short of a synapse."
28. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
29. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."
30. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"
For everyone who has ever had or given an evaluation - just remember,
it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal
Government employee performance evaluations.
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom
and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered
like a rat in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
13. "He's been working with glue too much."
14. "He would argue with a signpost."
15. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
16. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
17. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored,
he's the other one."
18. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
19. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
20. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
21. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming."
22. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is
out looking for it."
23. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
24. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
25. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
26. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
27. "One neuron short of a synapse."
28. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
29. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."
30. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"
This one is one of my favorites.
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
jagwire2010
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"No, sir, Mr. Marijuana - there's no officer in the car..."
jagwire2010
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Fixed some chicken noodle soup for my baby, and just slipped into the garage to smoke a bowl and a cig. Feeling tired, so I think I will catch a nap in my recliner while we watch TV
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Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top
Good night brothers and sisters!
I'm tired 
jagwire2010
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Good morning, insomniac Misfits! Switching modus operandi and rolling up a joint, instead of packing a bowl. Now to the garage to smoke this joint and a cig 
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Went to the drying closet, and guess what I found? The Gabagoo F4 Autoflower! It was hung there before my baby went to the hospital, and I forgot all about it being there, lol
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Not sure weather to stay up or try and sleep the plague off. Pretty sure I died in my sleep last night, but Jesus told me to get up and walk it off.
jagwire2010
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Just went to the garage to smoke a couple of bowls of the Gabagoo. Nice flavor and good buzz. Now I need to put it in a curing jar
jagwire2010
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More Human Than Human - White Zombie
Me and the Wife have both been sick. Think my oldest son brought it to us.
I'm starting to get over mine. The Wife still coughing her head off and feeling like crap. My cough is starting to get better. I know several ppl with the same crap. My youngest son has it and he lives in Oklahoma. Must be a bug running around the Country. It is what it is. I've been home since last Thursday. They don't want me at work so I'm working from home. Another words answering my phone and emails and running things from here.
Hope everyone has a good day.
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My baby is sleeping quietly, and I am drinking a cup of coffee. Getting ready to make a detour to the garage for a bowl and a cig. 
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0800 and still dark. Looks like the sun called in sick, too.
Hate that fking time change crap.
