Island Of Misfits

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Cloudy today starting at 31F and predicted to reach 47F.

Got my upper plate back yesterday with the two new front teeth and the good news is that it only cost $400 instead of $1500 to replace the whole thing.
 
Guess who passed out online last night? Old Hen gave me some kind of jell cap pill. Looked and reminded me of the old jelly reds we used to do back in the day. I think I made it another half hour before the lights went out.
 
I ate one and did something evil with the other. Dreamed that I was eating a rattlesnake and that it tasted like poison. Woke up with my face in a pile of puke. Good thing I was passed out on my side or I'd have choked to death. End of my ride with that kind of crap, so I guess it did some good.
 
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A decked-out city biker walks into a seedy tavern in the outback of Western Australia.

He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there, the city biker finally asks the old-timer, "If you’re not gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The old veteran of countless rides slowly turns his head toward the young man and says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the city biker, dressed in shiny new leather gear, slides the bowl over, grabs a spoon, and starts devouring the chili with delight.

He gets nearly to the bottom when he spots a dead mouse in the chili. Shocked, he immediately vomits the chili back into the bowl.

The old biker calmly says, "Yep, that’s as far as I got, too."
 
I ate one and did something evil with the other. Dreamed that I was eating a rattlesnake and that it tasted like poison. Woke up with my face in a pile of puke. Good thing I was passed out on my side or I'd have choked to death. End of my ride with that kind of crap, so I guess it did some good.
Did you shove one?
 

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