Island Of Misfits

[WeedHopper]

Pute,,one of those buds needs to be entered in the contest . I like the 1st one the mostest.

 

[Hippie420]

GW, you mentioned feeding peanuts to squirrels in the park. It reminded me of back when I was a teenager, sitting in the grass at Flushing park smoking dope. There was a little boy around 8 or so sitting around 30 feet away at a picnic table, feeding pieces of his peanut butter and jelly sandwich to a fox squirrel. All was going great until the little fella reached over with his free hand to pet the critter on the head. All I saw was a blur of brown fur streaking up one arm, across his shoulders, and down his other arm, biting the poor kid every inch of the way. The kid was screaming like a gut shot Comanche. It was all over but the crying before I could get my stoned *** up to intervene.
I think the kid learned a valuable lesson that day.

 

[WeedHopper]

Those mother fkers will tear your *** up if they are not tame.
My Mom had Squirrels that would set in her hand and eat grape's,, but it took a couple yrs to get them that tame.

 

[Unca Walt]

I've fed squirrels peanuts by hand. Sorta instinctive to just hold your hand still -- to avoid scaring him away (or up and down your arm chewing).

 

[Unca Walt]

While we are on this subject, please note this from Unca's Strange Truthies:

Ohio is the only US state that doesn’t share a letter with the word ‘mackerel'.

 

[pute]

Pute,,one of those buds needs to be entered in the contest . I like the 1st one the mostest.

Ha ha, no, I have won once and won't enter again this year. Besides I personally don't think mods should be allowed to enter.....one last thing the Red Cheese was photo opted. I put a bit of red in it to commemorate it's name...RED Cheese.

 

[WeedHopper]

Okay. Yeah you dont need another Trophy ya mean ole *******.

 

[pute]

I ain't mean but I am a *******.....never had a dad. I would like to see beginners show us their gear anyway.

 

[WeedHopper]

Me and you both brother. Hope they start entering and not worrying about winning. Its all in fun anyway.

 

[Unca Walt]

I ain't mean but I am a *******.....never had a dad. I would like to see beginners show us their gear anyway.

I never had a grandfather. We were too poor.

We were so poor, my Daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

 

[pute]

My parents were so poor that when I saw moma kicking a can down the street I asked here what she was doing and her response was.....WE ARE MOVING.

 

[pute]

She was also so fat that she tried to kick the can and missed.....broke her leg and gravy poured out.....

 

[WeedHopper]

Where were the biscuits?

 

[kevinn]

I don't feed the deer around my house because they already help themselves to every flower in my wife's garden. One day nice healthy beautiful plants, next morning twigs

 

[Unca Walt]

A girl in our school was so fat, her blood type was "Ragu".

My parents were so poor that when I saw moma kicking a can down the street I asked here what she was doing and her response was.....WE ARE MOVING.

Speaking of my mama... I left her in a Rest Home. No... wait... it was a Rest Stop on the New Jersey Turnpike.

 

[pute]

Lock your door Walt....she is out there still looking for ya....

 

[user 60570]

Ha ha, no, I have won once and won't enter again this year. Besides I personally don't think mods should be allowed to enter.....one last thing the Red Cheese was photo opted. I put a bit of red in it to commemorate it's name...RED Cheese.

mods will cheat and do things like vote twice , once with their mod handle and once with their member name , uh huh , I seen it with my own eyes

 

[WeedHopper]

Funny *******,,i voted 4 times.

Just kidding. You can only vote once but you can change your vote.

 

[pute]

mods will cheat and do things like vote twice , once with their mod handle and once with their member name , uh huh , I seen it with my own eyes

You should know all the years you spent as a mod. We saw all kinds of ________ (fill in the blank) so do you wanna be a mod again......______.?

 

[user 60570]

You should know all the years you spent as a mod. We saw all kinds of prestidigitation_____ (fill in the blank) so do you wanna be a mod again......_fvck no!_____.?