Island Of Misfits

[jagwire2010]

Good afternoon Misfits. Been resting all day, just got done smoking a bowl. Need to check the garden and water as needed. Have some Princess Haze x Cap Junky in the drying closet, be ready for the curing jar in a few days.

 

[jagwire2010]

Hey Misfits, I broke out my baby's glass straight shooter and loaded up a few chambers. I am ripped now!

 

[jagwire2010]

It was Christmas Eve and Mrs. Jones thought she heard something downstairs. Thinking it was Mr. Jones playing Santa, she slipped on a silk nightgown and crept down the stairs to surprise her hubby.

There by the tree was Santa, putting gifts underneath the tree. Mrs. Jones sneaks up behind him and says, "Santa, will you play with me?" Startled, Santa turns around and sees Mrs. Jones in the sexy nightgown. He blushes and exclaims, "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go! Gotta give toys to all the girls and boys!"

So, Mrs. Jones takes off her nightgown and is completely naked. She says, "Santa, will you play with me?" Santa tosses the remaining gifts onto the floor and says, " Hey, hey, hey, gotta stay! My d.ick won't fit up the chimney way!"

 

[RosterMan]

It was Christmas Eve and Mrs. Jones thought she heard something downstairs. Thinking it was Mr. Jones playing Santa, she slipped on a silk nightgown and crept down the stairs to surprise her hubby.

There by the tree was Santa, putting gifts underneath the tree. Mrs. Jones sneaks up behind him and says, "Santa, will you play with me?" Startled, Santa turns around and sees Mrs. Jones in the sexy nightgown. He blushes and exclaims, "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go! Gotta give toys to all the girls and boys!"

So, Mrs. Jones takes off her nightgown and is completely naked. She says, "Santa, will you play with me?" Santa tosses the remaining gifts onto the floor and says, " Hey, hey, hey, gotta stay! My d.ick won't fit up the chimney way!"

 

[jagwire2010]

Can't wait until Sunday afternoon, get to watch the Chiefs game. Last game was a close one, but we won 27-20. We have a tough schedule this season, but that's to be expected after winning back to back Superbowls

 

[jagwire2010]

Some time ago, I was trying to quit smoking cigarettes. I tried the nicotine patch, the gum, and even tried cannabis replacement therapy (which resulted in me falling asleep on the couch all the time).

Anyways, I decided to give up on quitting. I like how nicotine feels. That said, I bought a one pound bag of tobacco and some rolling papers. This bag of tobacco will last me well over a month, and way cheaper than tailor mades. Makes me think about cowboys on those western movies, shows them rolling one up by the campfire, lol

 

[jagwire2010]

I actually smoke less when I roll, because if I don't get off my azz to roll one, I don't smoke. So much easier to reach for that pack, right? Also, I only smoke it about half way and put it out. So I am smoking less, which is better for me

 

[yarddog]

I actually smoke less when I roll, because if I don't get off my azz to roll one, I don't smoke. So much easier to reach for that pack, right? Also, I only smoke it about half way and put it out. So I am smoking less, which is better for me

I really enjoy smoking. Which is why it is so hard to stay quit. But after watching a good friend of mine dying of lung cancer, and me having the Afib issue I won’t ever smoke another cigarette. Gave 99% of caffeine uo too. I’m working on sugar but she got me bad. Sugar is the hardest to quit.

 

[yarddog]

I thing like a hand rolled cigarette on a cold morning.

 

[jagwire2010]

Good morning insomniac Misfits! Just got done watching a movie with the Mrs, and now smoking a bowl of buds. My baby just turned on Discovery+ channel, so we are going to get toasted and relax

 

[jagwire2010]

Good morning Misfits. Had a rough night, couldn't get comfortable enough for good sleep. So, we decided to get up and start drinking coffee. Now it's time for a wake and bake session!

 

[jagwire2010]

Once upon a time, my brother used to work as a cook at The Tap Room, one of the fine drinking establishments in our home town. He used to fix these hot wings, dubbed "911 Wings", because they would set your mouth on fire!

One night after he got off work, he brought a bunch of his 911's home to share with all of our friends that were drinking and getting stoned. We were all pigging out on these wings when we hear a scream coming from the bathroom - apparently, one of our buddies didn't wash his hands well enough before going pee!

 

[WeedHopper]

I really enjoy smoking. Which is why it is so hard to stay quit. But after watching a good friend of mine dying of lung cancer, and me having the Afib issue I won’t ever smoke another cigarette. Gave 99% of caffeine uo too. I’m working on sugar but she got me bad. Sugar is the hardest to quit.

After open heart surgery I never touched the mother fkers again. I quit cold turkey.
Get that chest busted open is an life changing experience.
Also watched my Mom and Sister die from lung cancer.
Hate tobacco and what it does to ppl.

 

[jagwire2010]

After open heart surgery I never touched the mother fkers again. I quit cold turkey.
Get that chest busted open is an life changing experience.
Also watched my Mom and Sister die from lung cancer.
Hate tobacco and what it does to ppl.

Sorry, WH. I watched my grandpa die from smoking. He would smoke a Pall Mall red, start coughing real bad and then suck on his oxygen tank for 15 minutes. Then he would light up another one. I was 8 at the time, and didn't understand what cancer was or the link to smoking cigarettes. I started smoking when I was 10, and wish I never started

 

[WeedHopper]

It really isn't that hard to stop once you understand the consequences.
Cancer is a horrible way to die my friend and open heart surgery hurts like a mother fker. That is, if you live through the heart attack. Lots of ppl don't. My father didn't. He died at 36.
Stop doing anything that triggers your desire to smoke. I stopped drinking coffee and drinking beer until my desires for a cigarette were gone.
Now I can't fking stand the smell of the mother fkers. That was 11yrs ago.
I can't even imagine smoking a cigarette. My chest hurts just thinking about it. Scares the fk out of me.

 

[jagwire2010]

Currently 64, with a high of 76 expected today in the KC area. Got the windows open with the fan blowin'. We have big shade trees that hang over our house, so we might not have to run the AC much today

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Good morning brothers and sisters! Let the good times roll!

Cloudy here starting at 52F and predicted to reach 72F.

I got a letter from an extortionist, threatening to reveal that I visited a porn site if I don't send them $1950 Bit coin. Copy attached:

I haven't visited porn sites, and the whole thing is a scam, which I reported to the FBI. I wonder if they will do anything about it or if it is just another E Pluribus Unum?

 

[jagwire2010]

It's Friday, Misfits, so we decided to eat one of those 100 mg gummies this morning. Got errands to run later today, but now it's time to smoke another bowl and getting our day zoomin' right

 

[Hippie420]

Good morning Misfits. Had a rough night, couldn't get comfortable enough for good sleep. So, we decided to get up and start drinking coffee. Now it's time for a wake and bake session!

Just the opposite for me. I settled in after a semi-hectic day, accidently found a comfortable position/spot, and went out like a light. Felt good. Felt like it used to.

Stop doing anything that triggers your desire to smoke. I stopped drinking coffee and drinking beer until my desires for a cigarette were gone.
Now I can't fking stand the smell of the mother fkers. That was 11yrs ago.
I can't even imagine smoking a cigarette. My chest hurts just thinking about it. Scares the fk out of me.

I'd have to stop waking up. First thing I did was to reach over and grab the first Kent King of the day. As far as the smell, I catch myself stopping to talk with the smokers hanging outside the pub just to smell that lucious smell, and I haven't smoked a cigarette in over ten years. I still smoke in my dreams.
I'm scheduled for another six month CAT scan to see if there's any new cancer that's popped up. If it hasn't, life goes on. If it has, I'm heading for the nearest store and buying a carton.

 

[Hippie420]

Good morning brothers and sisters! Let the good times roll!

Cloudy here starting at 52F and predicted to reach 72F.

I got a letter from an extortionist, threatening to reveal that I visited a porn site if I don't send them $1950 Bit coin. Copy attached:

I haven't visited porn sites, and the whole thing is a scam, which I reported to the FBI. I wonder if they will do anything about it or if it is just another E Pluribus Unum?

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You've been hitting those North Korean midget lesbian amputee sites, too?