So I have been trying to quit smoking cigarettes, and tried smoking a joint every time I wanted a cig. That didn't work, because after the 7th or 8th joint I wanted a damn cigarette. So, I asked my doctor for help.
He gives me some nicotine patches and I tried rolling one up to smoke it, but it tasted like **** and melted! So, I figured it was like nicotine gum and tried chewing on one. Again, it tasted horrible and I nearly gagged!
I think I will take those damn patches back to my doctor and tell him that they didn't work and to shove them up his coal chamber to see if it stops smoking!
Geez, modern medicine...