Island Of Misfits

[RosterMan]

Nope

Ya can write your name in the snow..................Just saying LOL

 

[joeb631a]

Nope

me neither and besides the Ladies who take my blood would never give me one if they had one.

 

[MariJan]

Ya can write your name in the snow..................Just saying LOL

Nope I dont want people to know my name

 

[boo]

I’ve tried using things like Gatorade bottles, but I can’t ever seem to fit into the office of one. When I was last in the hospital, I asked if I could take home one of those urinal type things that you pay in. I keep one of those in my truck, and I usually fill it halfway up when I do use it.

 

[WeedHopper]

I kept the piss bottle they give you if your in the hospital. I kept it in my truck for emergencies.

 

[pute]

I just pull over and piss on the ground.....why take it with you....yuk!

 

[WeedHopper]

Try that downtown Houston brother stuck in traffic because of a wreck.
I'd rather piss in a bottle then in my pants.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

I just pull over and piss on the ground.....why take it with you....yuk!

Exactly.

 

[boo]

I just pull over and piss on the ground.....why take it with you....yuk!

I open the door when stopped and slowly let it drain onto the ground rather that haul it around with me...sometimes stopping isn't an option...

 

[RosterMan]

I’ve tried using things like Gatorade bottles, but I can’t ever seem to fit into the office of one. When I was last in the hospital, I asked if I could take home one of those urinal type things that you pay in. I keep one of those in my truck, and I usually fill it halfway up when I do use it.

How do you keep your johnson from hitting the bottom of the jar once you squeeze that sucker in?

 

[RosterMan]

Try that downtown Houston brother stuck in traffic because of a wreck.
I'd rather piss in a bottle then in my pants.

In most states if you piss in public it is a winnable ticket if you ever get one, No one has control of bodily functions at our age .
I have to pee so much almost every time i am in a car for 15mins I have to go. I have a hose to a Very Large circumference penile attachment that drains through a hole in the floor on the truck.

 

[RosterMan]

So if that tree branch had fallen in middle of road blocking all traffic flow, you still are responsible for it?

But had that branch fallen in the forest with no one around
Would it have gotten cut up and taken away?

 

[Hippie420]

Sad , what we were we are not anymore.

Older and wiser, but in a lot more pain.

Thanks brother! I owe you one.

He's just waiting for Crime Stoppers to up the ante.

Its nothing. you would have done it for me

I'd rat the pair of ya's out for a cold beer......

Have you thought of what you are going to wear on your first day?

Heavy green eye mascara, just like always.

 

[RosterMan]

In most states if you piss in public it is a winnable ticket if you ever get one, No one has control of bodily functions at our age .
I have to pee so much almost every time i am in a car for 15mins I have to go. I have a hose to a Very Large circumference penile attachment that drains through a hole in the floor on the truck.

Oh the best part is I have a diverter valve that controls the flow to two hoses. One hose goes right straight down to roadway.
The other hose (twist of valve) goes down frame of truck and up over bumper and has a small diffuser on it to cause the liquid to spread out in a wide pattern.
Works wonders on hot days and tailgaters.

 

[RosterMan]

I'd rat the pair of ya's out for a cold beer......

Oh boy am I in Trouble

 

[Unca Walt]

Ya can write your name in the snow..................Just saying LOL

I did that, but it was in Her handwriting.

BTW... WHAT is going on here:

 

[pute]

Sounds like you guys are pissing while driving.......I have never tried that. Actually hope I never do. Sounds like a mess to me!

 

[RosterMan]

I did that, but it was in Her handwriting.

BTW... WHAT is going on here:
View attachment 343812Just another Fri the 13th

 

[user 60570]

Take your time if you need it

speaking of time , times are tough out there eh….

 

[RosterMan]

speaking of time , times are tough out there eh….



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wE ALL HAVE VERY LITTLE TIME SO ENJOY YOURSELF