Ya can write your name in the snow..................Just saying LOL
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joeb631a
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me neither and besides the Ladies who take my blood would never give me one if they had one.
Nope I dont want people to know my name
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I’ve tried using things like Gatorade bottles, but I can’t ever seem to fit into the office of one. When I was last in the hospital, I asked if I could take home one of those urinal type things that you pay in. I keep one of those in my truck, and I usually fill it halfway up when I do use it.
I kept the piss bottle they give you if your in the hospital. I kept it in my truck for emergencies.
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I just pull over and piss on the ground.....why take it with you....yuk!
Try that downtown Houston brother stuck in traffic because of a wreck. 
I'd rather piss in a bottle then in my pants.
I'd rather piss in a bottle then in my pants.
Exactly.
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I open the door when stopped and slowly let it drain onto the ground rather that haul it around with me...sometimes stopping isn't an option...
In most states if you piss in public it is a winnable ticket if you ever get one, No one has control of bodily functions at our age .Try that downtown Houston brother stuck in traffic because of a wreck.
I'd rather piss in a bottle then in my pants.
I have to pee so much almost every time i am in a car for 15mins I have to go. I have a hose to a Very Large circumference penile attachment that drains through a hole in the floor on the truck.
But had that branch fallen in the forest with no one around
Would it have gotten cut up and taken away?
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Older and wiser, but in a lot more pain.
He's just waiting for Crime Stoppers to up the ante.
I'd rat the pair of ya's out for a cold beer......Its nothing. you would have done it for me
Heavy green eye mascara, just like always.
Oh the best part is I have a diverter valve that controls the flow to two hoses. One hose goes right straight down to roadway.
The other hose (twist of valve) goes down frame of truck and up over bumper and has a small diffuser on it to cause the liquid to spread out in a wide pattern.
Works wonders on hot days and tailgaters.
Oh boy am I in Trouble
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Sounds like you guys are pissing while driving.......I have never tried that. Actually hope I never do. Sounds like a mess to me!
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