Island Of Misfits

[Hippie420]

Bend Over and let me give you 50

You ain't got 50 left in ya, Roster. Nice dream, though.

 

[Hippie420]

YIKES AND HOLY SMOKES ALL CAPITALS!!

Winter arrived at the Chateau late last night. Fargin temperature dropped from a lovely 83F to a vicious 56F <-- EEK. EEK.

Do you realize if the temp drops the same amount tonight... we will have lumpy water.

Remember that 5-7" snow storm we were supposed to get yesterday? If ya could collect every snowflake at the ranch and put 'em in a Dixie cup, you might have five inches if'n you didn't pack it down.

Three trades get paid if they're right or wrong: A preacher, a weatherman, and a doctor.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

You ain't got 50 left in ya, Roster. Nice dream, though.

And a Dollar

 

[pute]

@ Hippie, I know one more trade that pays if they are wrong but we aren't allowed to talk about our glorious individuals we send to Washington.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Time to recycle the Trash

 

[pute]

Afternoon stoners. Errands day for me and it sure costs lots of $$ to run errands these days. Grow store, hardware store, liquor store, and gun store sure will put a dent in the old credit card.

Storm has move in and the temp is dropping like a $5 dollar prostitute on New Years Eve! I don't mind the cold but throw in wind and it is miserable to me. Not supposed to see the sun for days.......great.

Guess I will take a nice hot Jacuzzi and take a big fat bowl with me.......

 

[kevinn]

First house I bought had an old detached steam bath. The girls loved it. We would go out and dive in the snow to cool down. Got the heart a beating, but shrivled up the most important thing. Girls really got a laugh out of that.

 

[Unca Walt]

People... we gots trouble; the thermomadinger on my back patio says 48 degrees Farginheit!!

The peacocks that hang around the Chateau would NOT shut up this morning. Herself was trying to get some more z's, and two of them were standing outside the bedroom window sounding like a steamboat calliope (in heat).

So I rushed outside the back and waved a seed bag at them. They came a-runnin' (YAY!) but they honked even louder (BOO!)

Got them settled down, and decided to build a fire in the fireplace... except all the wood is out in the shed, 'way the heck over there in the back. Screw the fire. Crank the thermostat to "Ludicrous Speed".

This is all done in the fargin dark/gloom.

The bedroom door opens, a pussycat (4-legger) comes flying out... and the bedroom door slams.

Uh-ooh.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Great Avatar GW

Thanks, here are some from my earlier years of scientific discovery:

44F @ 47% RH with 15 mph winds, and predicted to soar to 49F before days end.

Arbitration day here! Much of yesterday spent in preparation and ready.

The stucco and painting bids on the rental came in within budget, so will pay to have them done by the professionals while I watch. It's been over a decade since I've prepped and sprayed a unit and was for sure not looking forward to it.

 

[Unca Walt]

I've done some research. There WAS a computer in the Garden of Eden; it was an Apple with limited memory -- just one byte.

Then everything crashed.

 

[pute]

Walt and G W......thanks for being here.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Walt and G W......thanks for being here.

I'll second that

 

[Drifting13]

G'Morning, y'all.

 

[user 60570]

Walt and G W......thanks for being here.

and what about me?...and everyone else?.....chopped liver?...I can’t get no respect.

 

[pute]

and what about me?...and everyone else?.....chopped liver?...I can’t get no respect.

You are a shyster......A little hippie ...... A little red neck.....always a suspect......but you are a brother so you can play in my sand box anytime.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Not sure if sitting in the back of the room gets one less noticed.
And the Perks are good too

 

[Unca Walt]

and what about me?...and everyone else?.....chopped liver?...I can’t get no respect.

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I left my mother in a rest home.

Well, actually, it was a rest stop on the NJ Turnpike.

 

[giggy]

what up misfits? hope all are well.

 

[pute]

Hey giggy, good to see ya. How are you feeling? I think you had come down with something the last time you posted?

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Walt and G W......thanks for being here.

I'll second that

Thanks for the good thoughts and appreciations brothers! I appreciate ya'll too!

and what about me?...and everyone else?.....chopped liver?...I can’t get no respect.

Sending you a big socially distanced and masked hug of appreciation Big, but no kisses because of the mask thang!

43F @ 58% RH, double gaugus and predicted to reach 48F.

A grueling 4.5hr arbitration yesterday afternoon, which I hope ends this litigation once and for all.

I have a physical exam early this morning, and then it is a double gorgeous day to do some outside maintenance on the vacant rental. It involves a ladder and I hope I can do it with the 22', because it has gotten increasingly more difficult for me to manage a 26' by myself.

WE'RE NUMBER 1, WE'RE NUMBER 1, WE'RE NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Portland was just identified as the US city with the highest number of stolen cars per capita.