Laying here trying to wake up.
Island Of Misfits
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joeb631a
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We would go fishing in Montauk with a reknown guide.
FIRST We would catch porgies .
I was used to small porgies in the Long Island Sound.
Montauk porgies were huge ,so huge I would have been happy to take these godzilla fish home
Then we would cut a fin ,live line and drift over some structure or a depression.
The trick was to give the striper enough time to swallow the fish then set it .
We caught cows
I go through all kinds of excuses I could call in sick with and finally realize they all suck and my ass is eventually going to get up and go to work.
joeb631a
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going to get stoned and celibrate..
joeb631a
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I would call in and say I had "Anal glaucoma."I go through all kinds of excuses I could call in sick with and finally realize they all suck and my ass is eventually going to get up and go to work.
I just didn't see my ass going to work that day.
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Meh. I'm closer in years to 100 than I am in years going back to most of youse.
Here is an interesting thing you will find you HAVE to do: Go back in time from your birthdate as far as the age you are now. Look up what happened that year.
In my case... Born in 1940. So going backwards, we get to the year... Holy smokes: 1857!!
* The Second Opium War -- France and United States declare war on China. <-- Din' know that
* A bitchin' earthquake hit Tokyo (Edo) with over 100,000 killed. Jeez.
* The horrid Sepoy Mutiny begins. Delhi seized. Cawnpore Well.
* The first Victoria Cross is bestowed.
* The Panic of 1857 begins, setting off one of the most severe economic crises in United States history.
I'm the oldest mother fker in the office or field. They will probably believe me.
A living artifact from the hoary days of yore, as it were...................................Meh. I'm closer in years to 100 than I am in years going back to most of youse.
Here is an interesting thing you will find you HAVE to do: Go back in time from your birthdate as far as the age you are now. Look up what happened that year.
In my case... Born in 1940. So going backwards, we get to the year... Holy smokes: 1857!!
* The Second Opium War -- France and United States declare war on China. <-- Din' know that
* A bitchin' earthquake hit Tokyo (Edo) with over 100,000 killed. Jeez.
* The horrid Sepoy Mutiny begins. Delhi seized. Cawnpore Well.
* The first Victoria Cross is bestowed.
* The Panic of 1857 begins, setting off one of the most severe economic crises in United States history.
joeb631a
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behave Brother behave only thursdayLaying here trying to wake up.
Ya old *******. You have probably forgot more than I know. Just don't tell me what you forgot because I will most definitely forget what you said, or fall asleep reading it.Meh. I'm closer in years to 100 than I am in years going back to most of youse.
Here is an interesting thing you will find you HAVE to do: Go back in time from your birthdate as far as the age you are now. Look up what happened that year.
In my case... Born in 1940. So going backwards, we get to the year... Holy smokes: 1857!!
* The Second Opium War -- France and United States declare war on China. <-- Din' know that
* A bitchin' earthquake hit Tokyo (Edo) with over 100,000 killed. Jeez.
* The horrid Sepoy Mutiny begins. Delhi seized. Cawnpore Well.
* The first Victoria Cross is bestowed.
* The Panic of 1857 begins, setting off one of the most severe economic crises in United States history.
joeb631a
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It is so funny on how the degree of bullship works on the unknowning youth.I'm the oldest mother fker in the office or field. They will probably believe me.
I enjoy that and utilize it when the mood strikes.
Sad thing is,my old ass is in better shape than some of the younger ones. One guy is in his late 50s and has had back surgery and two knees replaced. The other one was a helicopter pilot, looks 80 and can't hear **** without his hearing aids and has false teeth. He is 63.
joeb631a
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In life it depends what you did in life.Sad thing is,my old ass is in better shape than some of the younger ones. One guy is in his late 50s and has had back surgery and two knees replaced. The other one was a helicopter pilot, looks 80 and can't hear **** without his hearing aids and has false teeth. He is 63.
We then pay for it later in life.
so much so .I want to write a song .
I think Ima going to call it
" Thats Life"..
Sounds like a Country song. Just remember somewhere in the song your dog dies and your Wife leaves you.
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wow , I have never seen so many sumbitches up so dam early around here
who the hell made the coffee?
who the hell made the coffee?
joeb631a
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but you get your truck back or so I was toldSounds like a Country song. Just remember somewhere in the song your dog dies and your Wife leaves you.
joeb631a
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fock....
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just wait until Irene wakes up and finds out somebody else made the fukin’ coffee
I'm always awake by 430. I take my Thyroid med early where I can eat at 6am without fking up the medication.
Wish you would change her name. That was my Granny's name ya pervert.
Wish you would change her name. That was my Granny's name ya pervert.
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pervert?!
Irene! Irene! help! help!
just wait until she finishes up,her first cup and then boy howdy , she has one of those little Patwi FFA whips and she knows how to use it on the *********!
Irene! Irene! help! help!
just wait until she finishes up,her first cup and then boy howdy , she has one of those little Patwi FFA whips and she knows how to use it on the *********!
