Island Of Misfits

[RosterMan]

nowadays , a lot of things don’t make sense

take melons for example

they make no sense whatsoever



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Fun bags for a week and you will grow tired of them

 

[RosterMan]

Forgot to add unless you are 15

 

[RosterMan]

nowadays , a lot of things don’t make sense

take melons for example

they make no sense whatsoever



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[Hippie420]

I wonder what the landing felt like in the tank driver's seat?

Makes the remaining discs in my spine quiver just looking at it.

Except for the prestige, I could never get into walking in do-do barefooted. I think it is probably an acquired taste.

A good way to aquire all kinds of parasitic worms. They love barefoot folks.

 

[dogster]

Wormy is as wormy does........ ever had to check your kids for pinworms?
The things one finds oneself doing sometimes.

 

[joeb631a]

Swede helped her dad on the farm while her two sisters did their nails

she fed and milked cows , gathered eggs , and bailed hay

Swede told me she would clean out the barn in her bare feet and she said she loved stepping in fresh horse or cow sh-it and liked the way it squished inbetween her toes

i love this girl more every day

A man like you needs a real woman who lives in the real world ,not some pillow princess with fat fingers and long nails who cant even scratch your back ,or some trans person who can cook and clean but does not like chickens....

 

[dogster]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/p...hat-kicked-in-this-week/ar-AA1eGC5O?ocid=AMZN
Apparently incandescent bulbs are a federal crime now.........is that right?

 

[joeb631a]

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Wow! New haircut....

 

[joeb631a]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/p...hat-kicked-in-this-week/ar-AA1eGC5O?ocid=AMZN
Apparently incandescent bulbs are a federal crime now.........is that right?

Yes and they are using electricians to make sure you do .I have fined 6 people so far who were not so astute...

 

[joeb631a]

****....p-oop is censored? That does it....i am writing my Congressman!

I did three times and signed your name once !

 

[Hippie420]

I think the Old Hen is drugging me on beer day. I drink my normal amount, come home and get peaceful, she cooks dinner, I eat, and BAM! I'm out like a light. Gonna fool her come Friday and skip dinner. Then I'll know for sure.

 

[dogster]

Gas stove bulbs stuff that goes boom all our houses are gonna go to jail.

 

[joeb631a]

I think the Old Hen is drugging me on beer day. I drink my normal amount, come home and get peaceful, she cooks dinner, I eat, and BAM! I'm out like a light. Gonna fool her come Friday and skip dinner. Then I'll know for sure.

be careful you may be touched inappropriately and sleep thru it

 

[RosterMan]

Makes the remaining discs in my spine quiver just looking at it.

A good way to aquire all kinds of parasitic worms. They love barefoot folks.

Hungry little hook worm LOL

 

[joeb631a]

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Hungry little hook worm LOL
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I thought it was the clap.....

 

[RosterMan]

I think the Old Hen is drugging me on beer day. I drink my normal amount, come home and get peaceful, she cooks dinner, I eat, and BAM! I'm out like a light. Gonna fool her come Friday and skip dinner. Then I'll know for sure.

Have some wings at the water hole.

 

[RosterMan]

I thought it was the clap.....

I have that too

• In French, the word “clapier” means brothel, a place where STDs such as gonorrhea can be transmitted.
• “Clappan” is an old English word that means to beat or throb, which can describe the pain caused by gonorrhea.
• The early treatment for gonorrhea, which was clapping a heavy object on the man’s penis to get pus/discharge to come out.

 

[joeb631a]

I have that too

• In French, the word “clapier” means brothel, a place where STDs such as gonorrhea can be transmitted.
• “Clappan” is an old English word that means to beat or throb, which can describe the pain caused by gonorrhea.
• The early treatment for gonorrhea, which was clapping a heavy object on the man’s penis to get pus/discharge to come out.

Not sure I needed to know that ,your EMT training always kicks in !

 

[RosterMan]

Not sure I needed to know that ,your EMT training always kicks in !

Yep its a biotch like that

 

[RosterMan]

Wormy is as wormy does........ ever had to check your kids for pinworms?
The things one finds oneself doing sometimes.

Piece of duct tape over the anus works wonders at night