joeb631a
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keep him and the real one and I will take the cute one....
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They are some fighting mother fkers.
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Stoned driving is drunk driving.
Just got back from a run to Menards and the feed store. I pull out of Menards and am heading north in a 45 MPH zone. A grey Caddie pulls out of Wallfart and instead of pulling into the inside lane, pulls smack out in front of me doing maybe 25MPH. I jamb the brakes and don't even bother blowing the horn. The *** hole stops at the light (right turn after stop) and sets there sucking on his vape. The Old Hen said that he was doing it deliberately. I said no, he's just a NDMF. He turns right when the light was green, and so did I 'cause I was heading to town. I decide I didn't feel like following him at 40 in a 50 zone, so I hit the other lane to pass him.
This moron jerks his car almost into my van! No signal! I blow the horn and he puts his window down and flips me off! Vape smoke is just bellowing out the open window. I stay behind him knowing the next move would be a brake check. I stayed back far enough to thwart his move.
If you're gonna get stoned, stay the *** at home!
Just got back from a run to Menards and the feed store. I pull out of Menards and am heading north in a 45 MPH zone. A grey Caddie pulls out of Wallfart and instead of pulling into the inside lane, pulls smack out in front of me doing maybe 25MPH. I jamb the brakes and don't even bother blowing the horn. The *** hole stops at the light (right turn after stop) and sets there sucking on his vape. The Old Hen said that he was doing it deliberately. I said no, he's just a NDMF. He turns right when the light was green, and so did I 'cause I was heading to town. I decide I didn't feel like following him at 40 in a 50 zone, so I hit the other lane to pass him.
This moron jerks his car almost into my van! No signal! I blow the horn and he puts his window down and flips me off! Vape smoke is just bellowing out the open window. I stay behind him knowing the next move would be a brake check. I stayed back far enough to thwart his move.
If you're gonna get stoned, stay the *** at home!
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Smoking makes me mellow and I become an extremely careful driver. Don't understand redneck pot heads. Plus today you fiip somebody off and you might get shot.
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Had to stop the lawn work and take a water break. When sweat starts to sting your eyes .....time for a break.
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We did switchbacks like that in Tibet. On one a dirt bike went down the center of the switchback as in a straight line down. It was awesome
Laughing my *** off
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What is amazing is it was up hill both ways. Figure that one out.
At that point I'm looking at the Glock, positioned between passenger seat and center console, next to shifter.
Last guy that got out, and started stomping to my car. Drew right in his face. Stopped in tracks, turned around and walked back to car. Good boy. Almost got a .45 sized hole in face.
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that's when I'm glad I drive a superduty with a monster frame hitch...a serious brake check usually stops them from doing it twice...Running up on a vehicle in traffic takes a special kind of stoopid.
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Bulldogs and German Shepherds have that in common. My boys won’t let anything go past the plane of the window. You can stand there and look at them and have no problem… reaching past where the glass goes up and you’ve got issues… Ivan hasn’t begun any formal training, but Dutch has, and he will pull a person through the window…
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