Island Of Misfits

[user 60570]

a classic

 

[pute]

Pretty much done for the day.

 

[Hippie420]

Good night Brother's & Sisters. Old Hen is doing her impersonation of a buzz saw, the dog is snoring, and old Blue is wheezing and purring next to me. Time to join 'em if'n I can. See ya's when the sun comes up.
Happy Father's day to all you daddies out there. Let the munchkins spoil ya tomorrow. I'm gonna.

 

[boo]

Ivan decided I need to get up and take him out once again… at least he’s consistent

 

[Unca Walt]

Yo, @boo: We're up at the same time agin... Just got caught up to here -- I had company yesterday.

Puck --my Black Belt son came up with a Father's Day present of a dozen stone crab claws. Since he is a Daddy too, I had a present for him that got him all teary:

When he was promoted to Brown Belt 'way back when... he tried to dye his Purple Belt to brown to save money. Ruined the belt -- it came out a weird color.

So on his wall, he has all his belts... except Purple. I susprised him with a brand new Purple Belt to fill in the hole.

Did I mention he was twice National Judo Champion and five times Florida State Champion? Tough sumbitch. Also has Black Belts in Jiu-Jitsu and Kendo. Shoots better than me.

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning Misfits. I'm just laying here letting the Wifey sleep in. Plus I'm taking advantage of not having to be up getting ready to go to work.
Hope you old *******s have a good Fathers Day. I'm not doing ****. My youngest Son is coming over to mow my yard for Father's day.
Yehaaaaaaaaaa

 

[pute]

Morning. Happy fathers day. Sun is shining.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Good morning Island brothers and sisters!

A mostly cloudy day with sprinkles here today, starting at 49F and predicted to soar to 60F in the heat of the day.

Happy Father's Day all ya'll dads! So far I've scored one phone call and a box of cookies, with the day still young.

Grayfox due back this afternoon, so shuffling off the dancing girls and hosing out the lair.

This looks like a good morning to pick up the pieces and set up the new herb garden with a soak watering system like I have in the tomato garden.

 

[joeb631a]

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Good Morning folks and mia facia bella

 

[joeb631a]

your plants have sure took a beating since I adopted them

they hate me

after being pampered by you , perfect lighting , humidity , perfect temperatures , special food , and grooming

I sat them out in the sun , wind , rain , and hail

now they hate me

they have been beaten down , scorched , and pummeled by hail and they do not like their new owner

they look haggard , sick , and tired now

i told them to suck it up , only the strong will survive

I sing this **** to my **** and it seems to work I sing it in a manly voice.....

 

[joeb631a]

Mountain man​

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

 

[pute]

Mountain man​

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

They made me cut my hair! Fkers! Did my duty, got out and grew my hair back.

 

[user 60570]

I sing this **** to my **** and it seems to work I sing it in a manly voice.....

plants don’t care , they just want music and singing

they will take it any way they can git it

 

[WeedHopper]

My ******* got kicked out of High School in Paris Texas because I wouldn't cut my hair. A few months later I was in the Army where they cut all my hair off.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

plants don’t care , they just want music and singing

they will take it any way they can git it

I don’t think my girls would dig tiny Tim much. I do play the ukulele for them but I sing baritone to them

 

[user 60570]

I don’t think my girls would dig tiny Tim much. I do play the ukulele for them but I sing baritone to them

it’s all in the vibe

 

[user 60570]

My ******* got kicked out of High School in Paris Texas because I wouldn't cut my hair. A few months later I was in the Army where they cut all my hair off.

I got kicked out of high school in 1968 so I hitchhiked to Big Sur

 

[boo]

good morning again peoples...

 

[pute]

I got kicked out of high school in 1968 so I hitchhiked to Big Sur

I graduated HS in 68..…..how is still a mystery. Pretty sure the didn't want to put up with me for another year.

 

[pute]

good morning again peoples...

Ivan must have got you up again.