i aint hating on Dolly, but people sure look rough when they are trying to stop the aging process. they get that plastic doll kinda look after a while. i was born ugly, and i'll die ugly lol
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Well, a new record for rainfall was just set around here, according to the paper.
One thing is fer sure, two peacocks spent the whole day in my garage (they hate getting soaked). I went out there to watch the rain. Sat down on a comfy folding chair with my volcano bag.
After a few minutes, one to the peacocks came slowly over to me. I wiggled the fingers on my left hand, and he got about two inches from it, looking at it curiously.
Blew some "smoke" at him.
He gave a small cluck, and the second peacock came over. About the time I was wiggling fingles at both of them, my beautiful Scottish witch came out into the garage and saw them clustered up to me.
"How the heck do you do that? They won't come within twenty feet of me."
Life is good.
One thing is fer sure, two peacocks spent the whole day in my garage (they hate getting soaked). I went out there to watch the rain. Sat down on a comfy folding chair with my volcano bag.
After a few minutes, one to the peacocks came slowly over to me. I wiggled the fingers on my left hand, and he got about two inches from it, looking at it curiously.
Blew some "smoke" at him.
He gave a small cluck, and the second peacock came over. About the time I was wiggling fingles at both of them, my beautiful Scottish witch came out into the garage and saw them clustered up to me.
"How the heck do you do that? They won't come within twenty feet of me."
Life is good.
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G'Morning, y'all!
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What a great morning!
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People see my name and think Im a rooster , so maybe I should be Rooster Cogburn
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Morning. I don't have any idea what to think when I see your a name Roster!!!! Maybe we should get a poll going.....ha ha!!! Good witch joke. Got a laugh out of both me and Mrs Pute.
I am gifted with 130 total cholesterol and around 60 low density, even when I eat eggs, bacon, and sausage for breakfast around half the time.
Yup, no names and a snap of the wrist. Just treat them well, with love and respect. A voice of experience………..
56F @95% RH with dense fog and air quality alert from wildfire smoke. Predicted to clear and reach 79F.
Apparently, no riots and only two shootings last night, bringing the total this year to 595, up 82% from last year this time. Our mayor insists he is in control and is fighting any federal interference tooth and nail to the Supreme Court. Our local tax dollar at work.
Working on a new blog article and watching my C-99/NL dry. Getting close to jar cure time.
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Know why witches don't wear panties? So they can get a better grip on their broom.
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Halloween is coming Hippie....be careful who you mess with....
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Pute, I've been married for 45 years. What's she gonna do to me that ain't already been done?
Shoot ya.
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Take a rather large toothbrush collection in the nasty divorce.
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G'Afternoon, y'all! The wife & I have only been married 34 years, so if she ain't shot me by now she ain't gonna. 
Get stoned and watch the whole skit Misfits
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Night all
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