Island Of Misfits

[WeedHopper]

I love biscuits and gravy too.

 

[Hippie420]

Roster, I've seen them done both ways, but I always make my hardboiled with a hard center. The wife always warms the cold ones up, but I eat 'em cold. I think originally they were developed for folks to be able to wrap one up in a hankey and tuck 'em in their pocket for a lunch treat.
Air fryers work, but I've never tried it for the eggs. A little fried food ain't gonna kill me, and if it does, I'll die fat and happy!

 

[joeb631a]

I take three small shallow bowls. First one gets flour (any kind), the second one gets a couple of beaten eggs, and the third gets Italian bread crumbs.
I find it's much less messy to do the egg and sausage step first, so I lay 'em out on waxed paper. You stick the hardboiled egg in the bowl of flour and roll 'em around to coat them. Then, you make a sausage patty and fold it around the egg. If the sausage starts sticking to your hand after a few, you wipe your hands clean and get them damp with a few drops of water.
After you get 'em all rolled up, you take 'em one at a time and stick 'em in the beaten egg bowl and coat 'em. From there they go to the bread crumb bowl. After I've gotten around half of them made, I'll put the stock pot with sufficient oil on the burner at 375F. By the time I've got them all built, the oil is usually up to temp.
I put three at a time in the oil and hit the timer for six minutes. When they're done, I put 'em on a cookie sheet that's got a couple of layers of paper towel on it and then dunk the next three. I beat the wife and kid off 'til the first batch is cool enough to eat and then keep on frying 'til they are all done. Easy peasy.
First time I made them, I used regular bread crumbs and then added all sorts of other herbs and spices. Can't taste any difference between the doctored up bread crumbs and the Italian bread crumbs, so I go the easy route.

Thanks ...just what i needed, another way to make my ass fatter than it already is !

 

[Hippie420]

I feel your pain. I usually make 'em maybe four or five times a year. I don't anticipate dying healthy.

 

[joeb631a]

I feel your pain. I usually make 'em maybe four or five times a year. I don't anticipate dying healthy.

Healthy no happy yes

 

[joeb631a]

Well ,my Honey came home yesterday out of sorts. I asked her what's wrong, and she replied "I tested positive"
Blew me away ,here Im thinking my whole life not having any kids and now in this time of life NOW it happens.
I looked her in the eyes and said Sweetheart ,if thats what life brings us then so be it .Im ready to bring a child into wacked out world but as long as we are together . She replied, You big Chooch .Im 68 years old and not pregnant but positive with covid.
She can't take a joke either. So the China flu fairy has visited my house. We have tests and i have not taken one yet but I am starting to feel mildly shitty. She is all stuffed up and cold and has been in her Moo moo all day. I on the other hand is now on a steady treatment of thc ,coffee and a $16 cigar. I really cant complain so far. I said it 2 years ago ,sooner or later I know I am going to get the Chinese clap

 

[Unca Walt]

Well ,my Honey came home yesterday out of sorts. I asked her what's wrong, and she replied "I tested positive"
Blew me away ,here Im thinking my whole life not having any kids and now in this time of life NOW it happens.
I looked her in the eyes and said Sweetheart ,if thats what life brings us then so be it .Im ready to bring a child into wacked out world but as long as we are together . She replied, You big Chooch .Im 68 years old and not pregnant but positive with covid.
She can't take a joke either. So the China flu fairy has visited my house. We have tests and i have not taken one yet but I am starting to feel mildly shitty. She is all stuffed up and cold and has been in her Moo moo all day. I on the other hand is now on a steady treatment of thc ,coffee and a $16 cigar. I really cant complain so far. I said it 2 years ago ,sooner or later I know I am going to get the Chinese clap

joe --

As MySonTheDoctor told me:

There is NO TEST for Covid. Unless there is also no test for flu. Or any of a dozen variants of a cold. All same-o same-o.

If you get a positive test... Guaranteed, you got sumpin'. Did you ever get a cold or flu before Yuk Flu was INVENTED? You did? OMIGAWD! You once had a cold!!

Amazingly, by an act of Gawd (AKA: Holy Fauci The Infallible Science God) the scourge of flu season is totally gone! Erased. Not even history, just archives.

Totally GONE from the face of the earth. (*gasp*) NO ONE in the entire United States -- NO ONE!! got the flu in the last two years. Check that out yourself, or just lissen to your Unca. Either way, that is final: NO FLU CASES IN AMERICA. None.

Point this out to wifelet. And your own self. And stop listening to satan's servants.

 

[joeb631a]

joe --

As MySonTheDoctor told me:

There is NO TEST for Covid. Unless there is also no test for flu. Or any of a dozen variants of a cold. All same-o same-o.

If you get a positive test... Guaranteed, you got sumpin'. Did you ever get a cold or flu before Yuk Flu was INVENTED? You did? OMIGAWD! You once had a cold!!

Amazingly, by an act of Gawd (AKA: Holy Fauci The Infallible Science God) the scourge of flu season is totally gone! Erased. Not even history, just archives.

Totally GONE from the face of the earth. (*gasp*) NO ONE in the entire United States -- NO ONE!! got the flu in the last two years. Check that out yourself, or just lissen to your Unca. Either way, that is final: NO FLU CASES IN AMERICA. None.

Point this out to wifelet. And your own self. And stop listening to the devil.

Im not listening to nothing .I call it a flu and as of now no worse than i had in my life for sure.
Im not worried or really concerned. My Honey cant go back till work until Tuesday.We are both just stayin home.
I am blessed ,my ex who I still have a good relationship with is a NP and I have 3 Doctors who call me uncle Joe and can call them anytime of the day.We are set with enough food for a year and enough weed for 3 months!

 

[user 60570]

you go joe!

me and my gf had it and here we are

did I get sick?

yep

have I been sicker?

by a long shot

get well soon you two!

 

[joeb631a]

 

[joeb631a]

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Well ,my Honey came home yesterday out of sorts. I asked her what's wrong, and she replied "I tested positive"
Blew me away ,here Im thinking my whole life not having any kids and now in this time of life NOW it happens.
I looked her in the eyes and said Sweetheart ,if thats what life brings us then so be it .Im ready to bring a child into wacked out world but as long as we are together . She replied, You big Chooch .Im 68 years old and not pregnant but positive with covid.
She can't take a joke either. So the China flu fairy has visited my house. We have tests and i have not taken one yet but I am starting to feel mildly shitty. She is all stuffed up and cold and has been in her Moo moo all day. I on the other hand is now on a steady treatment of thc ,coffee and a $16 cigar. I really cant complain so far. I said it 2 years ago ,sooner or later I know I am going to get the Chinese clap

Hope y’all both get well quick

 

[joeb631a]

Hope y’all both get well quick

Thank you my Dear....

 

[joeb631a]

 

[joeb631a]

Not my fault and I got a bad rap.....

 

[RosterMan]

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Not my fault and I got a bad rap.....

Yep Sorry for that Joe

 

[WeedHopper]

No more kisses for you Joe.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

So I was showing this article on another thread that got shut down. I’m gonna try and make Thai sticks for Christmas. Tried the first step today on one. Getting ready to put it in parchment paper in the fridge for a few days so it can solidify. I used some sticky grandaddy purple from my first grow which worked well holding it to the stick while I wound the small twine around it. This is what it looks like So far. My next one will look better I’m sure or I hope anyway. I might work on my second one tonight

https://honestmarijuana.com/thai-sticks/

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

You want me to make her an elephant avatar
I have a great baby one

I would run that by her first. The idea was more to consider how she might feel than to expand on elephants.

Well ,my Honey came home yesterday out of sorts. I asked her what's wrong, and she replied "I tested positive"
Blew me away ,here Im thinking my whole life not having any kids and now in this time of life NOW it happens.
I looked her in the eyes and said Sweetheart ,if thats what life brings us then so be it .Im ready to bring a child into wacked out world but as long as we are together . She replied, You big Chooch .Im 68 years old and not pregnant but positive with covid.
She can't take a joke either. So the China flu fairy has visited my house. We have tests and i have not taken one yet but I am starting to feel mildly shitty. She is all stuffed up and cold and has been in her Moo moo all day. I on the other hand is now on a steady treatment of thc ,coffee and a $16 cigar. I really cant complain so far. I said it 2 years ago ,sooner or later I know I am going to get the Chinese clap

Good luck brother! Sending positive thoughts!

 

[joeb631a]

joe --

As MySonTheDoctor told me:

There is NO TEST for Covid. Unless there is also no test for flu. Or any of a dozen variants of a cold. All same-o same-o.

If you get a positive test... Guaranteed, you got sumpin'. Did you ever get a cold or flu before Yuk Flu was INVENTED? You did? OMIGAWD! You once had a cold!!

Amazingly, by an act of Gawd (AKA: Holy Fauci The Infallible Science God) the scourge of flu season is totally gone! Erased. Not even history, just archives.

Totally GONE from the face of the earth. (*gasp*) NO ONE in the entire United States -- NO ONE!! got the flu in the last two years. Check that out yourself, or just lissen to your Unca. Either way, that is final: NO FLU CASES IN AMERICA. None.

Point this out to wifelet. And your own self. And stop listening to satan's servants.

Thank you Brother ....