Island Of Misfits
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Morning Misfits. Can't see the sky this morning. Smoke from fires in Cali and Idaho has moved in and is blocking the sun.
No walk because of the smoke but do have to cut the grass. Will stay inside as much as possible today.
No walk because of the smoke but do have to cut the grass. Will stay inside as much as possible today.
Good morning all! Starting out at 65F and 57% RH here, with 3 mph breeze and predicted to soar to 78F.
I replaced my Morton Hybrid tomato support stake with a 10' length of EMT, as it is now over 8' tall as we speak. She (Audrey) also spread out and took over the raised bed, with no ripe tomatoes yet, but lots of green ones.
Got my ears lowered yesterday and the hair trimmed from in front of my eyes so I can see clearly again.
Two steps forward and one back on the Medusa. The column solution using zeolite molecular sieves, that I thought was front runner just stumbled, so vee vil zee......................... A second Counter Current-Liquid Liquid Extraction experimenter just announced their intentions, so ostensibly more progress on that side.
I replaced my Morton Hybrid tomato support stake with a 10' length of EMT, as it is now over 8' tall as we speak. She (Audrey) also spread out and took over the raised bed, with no ripe tomatoes yet, but lots of green ones.
Got my ears lowered yesterday and the hair trimmed from in front of my eyes so I can see clearly again.
Two steps forward and one back on the Medusa. The column solution using zeolite molecular sieves, that I thought was front runner just stumbled, so vee vil zee......................... A second Counter Current-Liquid Liquid Extraction experimenter just announced their intentions, so ostensibly more progress on that side.
A farmer caught his boy masturbating behind the barn. He said. "Son, I think it is time for you to ‘have’ a woman."
The boy blinked. "What do you mean, Pa?"
The farmer said. "You know, like a stallion ‘has’ a mare, like a bull ‘has’ a heifer."
"Oh, that." The boy said. "But I don’t know how to go about it."
"Well, there’s a woman in town that will show you all about it for $5."
The boy said. "Really? How do I find one?"
"OK, I’ll give you $5, you ride the mule to town, look for a red light, go to the door and tell the lady you need a woman and show your $5 bill."
So the boy headed to town, but what the farmer didn’t know was they had installed a traffic light in town. When the boy saw the red traffic light he thought he was in the right place.
He walked up to the door of a beauty parlor, said he needed a woman and showed his $5 bill.
Well, business was a little slow and the gal decided she could use the money and invited him in.
Of course the boy lasted about three-seconds.
The gal felt bad about taking his $5 for three-seconds worth of pleasure so she gave him a manicure to boot.
A few weeks later the boy was back in town on an errand and the gal saw him. She hollered out. "Yoo Hoo." And waved.
He took off in the other direction.
She later ran into him at the feed store and asked. "Why did you run a while ago? Don’t you remember me?"
"Hell yes I remember you. You’re the ol’ gal that gave me the crabs and then cut off my fingernails so I couldn’t scratch them!"
The boy blinked. "What do you mean, Pa?"
The farmer said. "You know, like a stallion ‘has’ a mare, like a bull ‘has’ a heifer."
"Oh, that." The boy said. "But I don’t know how to go about it."
"Well, there’s a woman in town that will show you all about it for $5."
The boy said. "Really? How do I find one?"
"OK, I’ll give you $5, you ride the mule to town, look for a red light, go to the door and tell the lady you need a woman and show your $5 bill."
So the boy headed to town, but what the farmer didn’t know was they had installed a traffic light in town. When the boy saw the red traffic light he thought he was in the right place.
He walked up to the door of a beauty parlor, said he needed a woman and showed his $5 bill.
Well, business was a little slow and the gal decided she could use the money and invited him in.
Of course the boy lasted about three-seconds.
The gal felt bad about taking his $5 for three-seconds worth of pleasure so she gave him a manicure to boot.
A few weeks later the boy was back in town on an errand and the gal saw him. She hollered out. "Yoo Hoo." And waved.
He took off in the other direction.
She later ran into him at the feed store and asked. "Why did you run a while ago? Don’t you remember me?"
"Hell yes I remember you. You’re the ol’ gal that gave me the crabs and then cut off my fingernails so I couldn’t scratch them!"
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Anybody heard from Joe lately? 
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Outstanding ! gonna steal it !
The main disconnect...............
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Been a long day, shipmates. Time for me to call it a day. Sleep tight.
Oh no! Another good man gone! God speed brother Muggles!
Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!1
Happy thirsty day brothers and sisters, starting at 55F with 67% RH here, gorgeous and predicted to reach 79F.
Some quality time spent working on the Medusa project and more of the same today!
Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!1
Happy thirsty day brothers and sisters, starting at 55F with 67% RH here, gorgeous and predicted to reach 79F.
Some quality time spent working on the Medusa project and more of the same today!
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Good morning
Another hot day today , in the 90’s , then some much cooler temps move in
watering and weeding and mowing today
fresh Colombian coffee and Mrs Freshley’s chocolate donuts and bong rips for breakfast
Another hot day today , in the 90’s , then some much cooler temps move in
watering and weeding and mowing today
fresh Colombian coffee and Mrs Freshley’s chocolate donuts and bong rips for breakfast
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