how do i pass a hair test??

[pute]

True story.....Drafted in my early days into the Army. All I wanted was to be a "Long Haired Country Boy". So, I was looking for every way out possible. I found out we were gonna get drug tested the next day. Well, needless to say all my buddies were in a panic to try and get everything our of their system I went the other way. The next morning I took Valium. speed and smoked!! I was willing to take a less than honorable discharge to get the fock out of there...... Pricks never said a word.

So, I mean it when I said I scored HIGH on the only drug test I have ever taken.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

You poor *******