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[Hippie420]

hello everybody, time to burn a bowl. puff puff pass

With ya there, Giggy! Just got done with dinner. Four pieced of chicken bacon on a piece of spud bread. Grand total of 155 calories. Don't know who invented chicken bacon, but he should be fornicated by a horse.

Umbra, there's such a thing as dying with dignity. I'll take the dirt nap before I'll go through such an invasive procedure. It's not as safe as they make it out to be, either.

Now, back to the Skunk attack!

 

[WeedHopper]

Never trusted that scope sterilization system !-- We found out with mad cow disease that sterile don't mean sterile anymore !---Mad Cow is caused by something that is not even alive !---What else do we not know ? --
Hey Hopper --How many times U been dead ? U better starting right !

According to my Docs,,,,2 times. Never seen no freaking lights or bullshit eather.

 

[Keef]

The thing about open heart surgery I always wondered about was they was dead!--No heart beat no brain activity for hours !!- Thier blood being circulating by a by-pass machine --We fix the heart warm them up and give the heart a shock to get it started again !--Anesthesia people say they put U to sleep for free it's the bringing U back they charge so much for !--

Hey Hippie if a man has prostrate cancer and it hasn't spread there is a simple cure !- --Cut your balls off and replace them with marbles !---So given the choice --What U gonna do ?-- Die with dignity ? --Not me !--Put them things in a bottle !--

 

[umbra]

With ya there, Giggy! Just got done with dinner. Four pieced of chicken bacon on a piece of spud bread. Grand total of 155 calories. Don't know who invented chicken bacon, but he should be fornicated by a horse.

Umbra, there's such a thing as dying with dignity. I'll take the dirt nap before I'll go through such an invasive procedure. It's not as safe as they make it out to be, either.

Now, back to the Skunk attack!

Lots of folks feel that way about those type procedures. I don't think turkey bacon is that bad. I had an uncle that would send me these unleavened crackers called Tam Tam. More like mat mat. I never got it...I'm not jewish and neither was he. Truly awful.

 

[mrcane]

Well I did my part for Good Health today.... Three Hours Tai Chi this AM then just finished up about a four mile walk with the Ol......My down fall Chocolate....

 

[Hippie420]

Umbra, I've had turkey bacon. Not bad if you don't over cook it. Chicken bacon? It sucks, trust me.

Don't want no marbles where my balls were, Keef. Maybe a couple 'o big Vidalia onions!

 

[Hippie420]

Cane, did you say Ti Chi or Thai weed?

 

[WeedHopper]

Aint nobody cutting my balls off,,,,they keep me balanced.

 

[WeedHopper]

And i aint eating any shitty turkey or chicken bacon. I gave up pork just like i gave up tobacco. Besides after what i heard about pork tasting like human flesh according to some tribes,,,,i just kinda dont want it anyway. AND those are some nasty basterds. I fed them on a pig farm in prison. Lol

 

[Keef]

Is that why U have to wear stilts at work Hopper ? --Keep them from dragging on the floor ?-- I want have to worry about cancer and stuff !--I'm on the pill !--The canna cap pill ! Hey --Beemer got a recipe for RSO suppositories !-- I can see the benefits of RSO but I can't foresee a time when I would want to stick an RSO popsicle up your a$$ !--Maybe it's just me !

 

[WeedHopper]

Is the popcycle stick cold. :rofl:

 

[Keef]

I have an inferiority complex about pork --I can't live without it !--I told the shrink I thought it was because when I was little-- momma used to tie a pork chop around my neck ---so the dogs would play with me !

 

[WeedHopper]

And they still wouldnt play wit ya cause you were humping their legs,,, you sick bastage. Lol

 

[Hippie420]

I'm with ya, Keef. Love me some pork. Sausage, bacon, spiral cut honey ham, hell, you name it. Like my red meat, too. If it'll kill me, so be it. Can't stand bunny food. Don't eat seafood, either. Now there's some stuff that'll kill ya! Where's the highest rate of stomach cancer in the world? Japan. What is their main source of meat? Fish! I like to catch 'em, I'll clean 'em, and I'll fry 'em, but I don't eat 'em. Love the smell of them cooking, too. Just can't handle the taste or the texture.

 

[WeedHopper]

Hippie colorectal cancer is the MOST preventable form of cancer! They put you under, you can't feel it. You don't think women like getting a pelvic exam, do you? You do it because its that important, and because you actually care about the people in your life. I don't think you would like carrying a bag around with your excrement floating in it.

Your right there Bro..Those bags are horrible. I had one for 4 months after i got shot back in 2005. It was the worst part of getting shot. Freaking 45 slug tore thru my body like a hot missle,,,but the smell of that bag and having to always sleep on my back and many other terrible things you have to deal with,,,,SUCKS BIGTIME,,,

 

[Keef]

I had a salad last night Hippie !---shredded lettuce , cherry tomatoes, chopped smoked chicken and some cheese !---Woulda been healthy if I wouldn't have smothered it in ranch dressing! ---When I was in Korea the Korean soldiers we were stationed with used tobasco sauce as salad dressing !--Never understood that or kimchi !--

 

[mrcane]

Pork Fat Rules Baby...Cookin some as we speak....Country style ribs on the Q.....

 

[Rosebud]

geez, i leave you guys alone a minute and your talking dirty colonoscopys and balls being cut off.. They don't put in marbles.

WH why were you shot? you don't have to tell me..but that imust have been a horrible experience to go thru
My dad had colon cancer. so i have had probably 10 scopes in my life. My doc just retired. he was this awesome guy that had a beautiful singing voice and he always sang a beatles song to me as i was going out. Back in the day, your spouse could go in with you and I went in with mr.rb I was very impressed. They give ya awesome drugs.. it isn't horrible, just the prep is horrible.

SPeaking of cutting balls off, i have a story. Dad had prostate cancer and they did that to him. so we are waiting for him to go in to surgery and i tell him when i was a teenager I wished I could have done that myself. he laughed.kinda. Then we get him out to the farm and he told my sister and I that there was bad news and there would be no brothers and sisters for us ... We were in our 40s.

There is a diet that tells you to eat butter, not Adkins but kinda

Had fish tacos today...yum

so we made rso today.. one ounce for one syringe.. It was made out of Harliquin. I licked my fingers have been jello all day. this killed me to type.. when will my left hand work?
oh Umbra, did you proof those text books for technical?

 

[Keef]

Cane I love my new electric smoker !--Smoke a chicken or salmon or a rack or ribs with a piece of wood smaller than your fist !-- Ribs ? --I need ribs !-- I put meat in that smoker and put a piece of wood in the basket set the temp and set a timer !-- Flawless smoked meats !--

Speckled trout will be running in the spring gonna have to see how they smoke up ! I saw what looked like an oil slick on the bay yesterday that turned out to be ducks when I got closer !--Made me think !!--Hey Hippie how hard would it be to convert on of them paint ball guns to shoot marbles ? -- I could ease up close in my kayak and filler my freezer with duck real quick !--
I can't believe Hippie and Giggy don't eat seafood !--Back in the way, way back if U lived near a reef or tidal pools it was said that nature set the dinner table twice a day !--At low tide our ancestors ate what they wanted at the reef or tidal pools !

 

[Rosebud]

Fog, what a song. so sad to me... this world sucks i am glad we have pot and we know good people like you guys.