Keef, you could have made some money off the county up here. A ten year younger friend of mine got pulled over by the county cops for doing 40 in a 35. The cop drags him out of the car, tells him to put his hands on the hood while he searches Matt's car. Matt asks him just who the hell gave permission for the search? Mr. Barney Badass cop walks over and punches him in the kidney. Matt turns around, drops the cop like a wet sack of crap and commences to shine his boots on the cops head. He's having so much fun, he forgets about the cops partner.
He wakes up the next morning handcuffed to a bed in the hospital, charged with felonious assault on a police officer. His lawyer subpoenas the dash cam tapes. The cops claim they "lost 'em". After a month, they magically appeared, showing the cop was completely out of order.
Six stitches in his head and 24 hours in jail netted him a cool 10K. He never would tell me what happened to the cop after he found him drunk at a bar a few months later.
