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[DirtyDiana]

Ha, ha I know we are a bunch of stoners. DD when YD said the guy was LEO, he didn't mean his astrological sign, he meant law enforcement officer. Must be something in the air

Well, shy didn't he say so. I was wondering why a man would even mention an astrological sign. Plus, I confess, stoned again.

 

[DirtyDiana]

ya, a lot of used Pot smoke
:48:


this is my first ear issue in 40+ years ... IE I'm a virgin at this.

DD,
intense is a good word for it.
not up there with kidney stones but I wasn't as medicated when those waves hit

this is what I ALWAYS picture in my.... body, when it was (kidney) stone time
.

You're a Virgo too!

 

[DirtyDiana]

Hippie, a Virgo too! Funny guys. I'm not too good at all these tech abbreviations yet. After H. Katrina all we could do was text-- hated it for years. But, I've been coming around.

 

[Keef]

Weed don't 'fect me none !-- Ya'll need help !- I think ya'll all 'ddicted to that evil weed ! Going straight to Hell - each and everyone of ya!-- especially Rose !

 

[Rosebud]

Um, excuse me? why on earth would I go to hell? Well, I may have a few reasons but what are yours?

 

[Keef]

Just because I keep seeing that post card of your grow !- And it makes me sooo jealous !!-- Besides I'm stoned and it's my fantasy so I make the rules - U going to Hell and Hippy will be holding the door !-- Umbra and Kraven can show U around !-- and from what I hear D.D. runs the place !

 

[DirtyDiana]

Crack that whip! Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.....

 

[umbra]

Y'all know what hell is right? No Weed

 

[Keef]

That ain't funny Umbra !-- I can't do that !-- No way to smuggle in some seed ?-- I used to have some lofty dreams when I was younger !-- I wanted to be the first one to smuggle weed seed to space !-- If it could be done -- I figured I was the man for the job !-- What a thing to be remembered for !-- Just a little note in the history books !-- Keef -- The man responsible for the spread of a fierce tetraploid marijuana variety through out the known universe !-- What a dream !

 

[bozzo420]

will have to harvest the last hope Friday. calling for snow here Friday and Saturday . but the greenhouse will save the Deep Cheese. I think the season is almost over here.

 

[Keef]

Got 2 babies from the BDU bunch in aero and 2 more to follow in a few days !- Once I got'm in aero the only way out is to be a boy or hermie !-- Be taking 4-6 clones from the BDU -X- Blueberry Blast tommorrow !-- it's too late for that girl !-- Trips still hasn't openned a flower !- he looks like he's growing clusters of grapes !-- He's gonna make a good dad !-- Son of BDU making babies !--

 

[DirtyDiana]

Y'all know what hell is right? No Weed

Tru dat.

 

[Kraven]

Nice garden Umbra, everything looks really great. Hope your grow is going easy and carefree. Yup, great read and I'm stoned too. Evening y'all

 

[Keef]

Evening Kraven !- Was all them that was breathing when U got there still breathing when U left ?-- If so then it was a good day !-- U got to learn to take some caps before U go deal with that mess !-- They be going yackity - yack and you'll be thinking -- I am soo high ! We throwing down on a experimental dish tonight !-- Bacon and Shrimp Fried Rice !-- Smell the bacon cooking ?-- If Bacon was a drug I'd be a junkie !--

 

[Rosebud]

Bozzo, good harvest mojo. We were talking about a make do green house for the LA's but I say no. there is rain forecast for two weeks. Why take a chance to lose your crop cause I got greedy and wanted some more amber? Don't ya'll think?

Hey Kraven, how is it going? How are you? How is the wife? How is our old hippy friend.How is the dumb butt at work? Or i guess that is plural.

Put some bud in jars today. I guess i should weigh it just so I know, but man, i don't want to dump it out and do it again...oh :cry: what a big baby... weigh it and hush.

Hippie, is hippie spelled like you spell it? Is hippy wrong? Talk to me please?

Keef, your dinner sounds wonderful.

 

[Hippie420]

Y'all know what hell is right? No Weed

Then why did they call it "The Devil's Weed"?


Rose, either is OK by me and most dictionary's. Kinda like marijuana and marihuana. Same goodies, just spelled different.

 

[Keef]

Hippie?- Hippy ?-- U say tomato -I say tomatoe !-- If we get graded on spelling and punctuation up in here -- I quit !-- Take them down Rose !-- A good cure and it might be exactly what U wanted !-- I got a theory !-- They say decarbing weed happens naturally with time !-- I believe when we smoke weed the heat is not always enough to totally decarb it !-- So if it is naturally or heat treated to decarb it -- There should be more active THC available in the smoke ! Some say - That weed got better with age !--- Why ?-- I have no numbers or scientfic proof but I've done side by side test on brickweed -- By decarbing it I can get a noticeable increase in potency -Don't know if it would apply to good weed but decarbing does happen naturally with age !

 

[Rosebud]

That makes good sense Keef. I have heard and don't really know, maybe Umbra does, ha, he knows everything and I love that about him. Anyway, I read once that a good cure is 30 % of the final product. Heat and age decarb. I didn't touch the northern lights for a year as I didn't think it was all that. Until my stoner neighbor and daughter (wonder where she gets that) were raving about the NL for sleep. I tried it after a year they were right, wonder when it changed? This LA is already better then anything else out there for sleep...so far. So yes, thank you... cut those beautiful plants that I stood in 60 mph gusts to save. Did I mention, I am farmer?

 

[Keef]

Yes Rose U a pot farmer extraordinaire !-- So what U gonna do ?--

 

[yarddog]

I'm here! Smoked a bowl and caught up. Y'all been chatty tonight. Went to the Fair, ate some good stuff. Brought back some cotton candy for some youngens. Ate too much. Ate some more.

Yeah DD, I nicknamed any L.E.O. his name is Leo. Sorry, tbh I never even considered the astrovan talk.
Keef, what exactly is good and bad? It's a matter of perspective. I feel I am getting colder at being badder. Will keep my eyes peeled for the sleigh.