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Morning, OFC. Got a wee bit toasted yesterday. Carrying on a thirty five year ritual by yourself is hard. Ole Hard Luck Scotty's birthday was in the early part of September, and mine was towards the last, so we'd start celebrating on the first and carry on through until damn near October. Last I knew, he was lost in the Ozarks, dealing with the locals and the meth heads.
His luck followed him down to MO, too. He borrowed a little scooter from his now dead buddy and headed for town, way down the hill. He noticed his closest neighbor, five miles away, was mowing the ditch along the road. On his way back from town with a belly full of Jack Black, he found out that grass clippings on a curve don't afford a scooter much traction. He wrecks the scooter, breaks his collar bone, and gets a ride from the meat wagon to the nearest clearing, where a medvac chopper pics him up.
The nurse in the chopper ask him if he needs some morphine for the pain. Ole Scott knew he'd had way too much alcohol to be doing morphine on top of it, so he declined. Chopper is on it's way to St. Louis when every bell, whistle, and light go off in the cockpit. Helicopter drops out of the sky like a stone and crashes. After the smoke clears, he looks over at the nurse and tells her he's ready for the morphine now. She says, "Every one is".
His luck followed him down to MO, too. He borrowed a little scooter from his now dead buddy and headed for town, way down the hill. He noticed his closest neighbor, five miles away, was mowing the ditch along the road. On his way back from town with a belly full of Jack Black, he found out that grass clippings on a curve don't afford a scooter much traction. He wrecks the scooter, breaks his collar bone, and gets a ride from the meat wagon to the nearest clearing, where a medvac chopper pics him up.
The nurse in the chopper ask him if he needs some morphine for the pain. Ole Scott knew he'd had way too much alcohol to be doing morphine on top of it, so he declined. Chopper is on it's way to St. Louis when every bell, whistle, and light go off in the cockpit. Helicopter drops out of the sky like a stone and crashes. After the smoke clears, he looks over at the nurse and tells her he's ready for the morphine now. She says, "Every one is".
