Only five houses on my entire road. Wouldn't you know it; the only arsehole in the hood is my immediate neighbor! I knew there was going to be problems when they claimed they left their old neighborhood because everyone there were assholes. If all your neighbors are assholes, maybe YOU are the problem. He likes to call the cops/township on everyone for everything, yet is one of the biggest violators of the rules. She's a sexually frustrated sweat hog that mows her lawn every two days, rain or shine. They've got the only brown grass on the whole road. I, like everyone else, mows once a week if needed. My grass is green.
I miss my old boys. Everyone watched out for each other, everyone knew each other's phone numbers, and everyone had a key to everyone else's house, just in case.
Good neighbors are like a good spouse. If you've got 'em, let 'em know you appreciate 'em.
