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BIG BROTHER has been watching us for years. They probably know more about us then we do. Lol
One of these days im gonna call the NSA and ask if they could tell me a little about myself,,cause i keeps forgetting.
 
Same for me Rose !- First buzz I knew ! 1973 sitting on a hill behind the military police school barracks!- Created an internal conflict that lasted about a second !

My 1st buzz was in a Tree House.:smoke1:
 
When I first had a problem with my Widow and went on line looking for help - I ended up bumping into some Old Farts that fixed me right up !-- I could not believe there were people growing weed and talking about it openly !-- I thought about it awhile and decided screw'm -- These are my people and I don't have to hide the fact that I smoke a lot of weed and learned to grow some mighty fine weed too!-- Made me mad that my peeps can legally grow weed and if I get caught with as much as a roach - I go to jail !- Hey if they want Old Keef track him down and bust him !- Won't do nothing but make me a freedom fighter and a martyr in the war on weed !- Ain't scared !
 
My 1st buzz was in a Tree House.:smoke1:
Mine was in the woods in the summer of '67. My best friend came down with a joint and his brother in tow. Smoked it between the three of us. They got all goofy looking. I got nothing.

The next day, he came back with two joints. Same results.

Third day, his brother came by with a chunk of blonde Lebanese hash. At the time, I still believed in God. I remember praying that I'd never come down! After that, I could get high on weed. Go figure. Stayed in a fog until '93. Quit when the pullet became aware. Hard to hide things from a three year old. So much for it being addictive. Didn't touch it again 'til I got my card three years ago. It was like being a virgin all over again.:)
 
Quit smoking ?-- I had a choice quit or learn to cheat on drug test - -- got good at it until I gave clean pee when it shoulda had morphine in it ! OOPs !- That's what happens when U get lit before a drug test ! I really needed to get off that stuff it was killing me so it began !- I survived somehow !- Withdrawals is BAD ! Hey when national prohibition ends who's gonna grow all that weed a bunch of Noobs ? I promise to do my fair share ! O.F.C. your country needs U !
 
my first time was 1969. it changed me forever. i was already taking phenobarbital and Librium 3x day. that was really the first thing I noticed was not needing the other meds. I had felt very separated from everything around me early in my life. Having epilepsy made me cautious of other people. Some bad experiences early remained with me for a long time. When I was in 1st grade, the Nun hit me for talking. She used a wooden ruler and broke it hitting me in the face. It triggered a seizure. I woke up with being strapped down in an ambulance and being rushed to the hospital. Apparently the Nun kept screaming that I was possessed by the devil. None of my friends were ever allowed to talk to me or play with me again. Smoking made me feel more connected all things after feeling very much alone.
 
smoked my first behind the boys club.1967. never been without a bag since. yep I'm addicted. but it shielded me from PTSD..... I think
Weeds show was great. news is WE WON. get ready keef
 
Umbra - that thing U do about keeping peeps at a distance -- We be your family now ain't nessesary !-- Ain't a pharmer here that ain't twisted in some strange way ! We all freaks U ain't special round here brother !- Hey did they every try to excercise U ?
 
I used to look in the mirror and ask what are U ?-- I didn't have an answer since my fall !-- Somewhere sometime since I hooked up with the old Farts - I began to look in the mirror and see a Wilda** Weed Pharmer !- I think I kinda like him !
 
Mine was in the woods in the summer of '67. My best friend came down with a joint and his brother in tow. Smoked it between the three of us. They got all goofy looking. I got nothing.

The next day, he came back with two joints. Same results.

Third day, his brother came by with a chunk of blonde Lebanese hash. At the time, I still believed in God. I remember praying that I'd never come down! After that, I could get high on weed. Go figure. Stayed in a fog until '93. Quit when the pullet became aware. Hard to hide things from a three year old. So much for it being addictive. Didn't touch it again 'til I got my card three years ago. It was like being a virgin all over again.:)

Praying ya wouldnt come down.:rofl:
 
My first encounter with Mother Nature`s finest delight was during the winter of 63/64, on ice skates, at the local outdoor ice facility. Been daily usage since summer of `68. Just one of them there long haired hippie freaks, that your folks warned you about.
 
I been practicing !-- Hey when I was busy today Green Santa slid in and out without me even seeing him !-- I musta been a good boy last year !- I been thinking about another variety and Ghost Train Haze seed end up on my door !- Imagine that ?
 
Yeah, imagine that. Wait a minute, wait a minute, Keef, a good boy ?
 
Hey them weed shows are on again to night and I'm gonna watch them again !- They selling weed right out in the open ya'll !- never seen such a thing ! Po-Po came right in the store and ask if all was going well !-- Is this one of them fiction shows about the future or something ?
 
Good just depends on your point of view !- I don't think I shot nothing this year !- Coyotes don't count right ?-- Didn't go to jail - this year !-- Give me a minute I'm thinking !- Screw it !- I got some GTH seed !-Don't matter why !
 
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