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Brothers and sisters, take some sage advice from an old hippie; If you don't reach Nirvana at the end of your time on earth, don't come back as a chicken! Everything wants to eat ya!
Laying flat on my back in bed, and in comes the Old Hen, asking if it's normal to see opossums during the early afternoon. I told her they are normally nocturnal. She tells me there's one out by the coup, and it's dragging something brown.
I jump up, run out there in my boxers, and sure as hell, the bastard's got one of my hens. Hen's already dead, he's enjoying his munch, and winds up getting a bad case of lead poisoning.
I think my flock has fed the whole damn county this winter.
Laying flat on my back in bed, and in comes the Old Hen, asking if it's normal to see opossums during the early afternoon. I told her they are normally nocturnal. She tells me there's one out by the coup, and it's dragging something brown.
I jump up, run out there in my boxers, and sure as hell, the bastard's got one of my hens. Hen's already dead, he's enjoying his munch, and winds up getting a bad case of lead poisoning.
I think my flock has fed the whole damn county this winter.