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[Kraven]

OK got the Hippy Slayer in the bowl, three pretty potent cookies and my vape pen.....football on and finally just waiting to medicate. Oh the garden looking good too, looks like I got a good start going. Peace.

 

[Keef]

What up Kraven ? -- Pic pretty much sums it up !--- I feel I have a proper buzz working myself !-- I been thinking about something that may be strange but tasty !-- I been checked off on Apple Jack and Blueberry Blast --Got BlackBerry Bomb just about covered !-- They got this thing down here called the Rio Grande Valley Lemon -- It's a sweet lemon !-- Anyway I been thinking --Why can't I take sweet lemon juice like that and make a good lemonade out of it -- Raise the pH into brewing range and put the yeast to it !-- After the yeast are done - I could freeze it off --bring the pH down with citric acid ? -- -- Talk about Hard lemonade ?
I can grow weed too U know ?- Bout to change my name to Dr. Feelgood !

 

[Kraven]

Sounds good keef, I like lemon.

Flowers do look really good this run, got some great genetics these days, it sure makes me look like a pro and all I do is mix nutes and keep an eye on them.

 

[Keef]

That they do Kraven !-- I didn't know brewing was as addictive as growing weed !-- but I kinda understand why they are like that !-- We take a little seed and grow into something like that pic !-- If U got the genetics and U give the plant what it needs thru the grow cycle --Harvest ,dry and age it properly ---It's like magic! --It makes U proud and rightly so !-- Same thing with brewing U take a sugar containing substance , water and the right yeast and let them turn that sugar into alcohol !-- Brewing is addicting enough ! --I'm not ready to distill yet !-- Brewing wine might have been a gateway addiction ?-- Same with growing weed !-- One day U taking care of baby plants -- Seems like the next day your "friends" done taught U to turn trim into hash and there U are -- Hammered again !

 

[Budlight]

Keef, what would be wrong is...you going dressed as Hillary and DD as Donald.

Umbra you just made my night hahahaha

 

[Keef]

U do know that Texas sense of humor is broken don't U ?- No I get invisible before I go vote !-- Put on my boots and cowboy hat and talk about them dam liberals while I wait in line to vote !-- I got invited to join a social club one year but I declined !-- I just don't think I'd look that good in those white robes like they wear !

 

[Budlight]

That's funny Keef how is your night going

 

[Keef]

I'm pretty lit Bud !-- No that's a lie !-- I am ripped !-- and U ? --

 

[Kraven]

Me too.....

 

[Budlight]

I'm not too bad pretty quiet night for A Saturday night I think I'm gonna bust out the bong and try and catch up to you

 

[Keef]

Might as well Bud !--

Kraven it should be against the law to be this high !-- Wait it is !!--

Umbra !-- That pic U posted that time of those THCA crystals ? -- Dam your black heart !--U pushed me too far this time !-I feel like U played me !-- U knew I couldn't leave it alone !--I burned my last brain cell out on this !-- I give up !-- Time for me to call in the big guns !-- Merlin this street chemist I know likes nice weed !-- I'm gonna do to him what U did to me !-- Show him a pic and tell him what it is and ask how him if he knows how !-- The man is a master of manipulating the benzene ring I bet he knows how and if he gets high enough he'll tell me !-- Hash should do the trick !

 

[DirtyDiana]

So, definitely not a presidential candidate!

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[DirtyDiana]

Wow, it's 60 degrees out there!

 

[Keef]

Morning O.F.C. !
Time to do what we do !-- Wake and Bake !--

 

[Kraven]

yea a bit cool this am @ 47F....hate these cold snaps...it will be 86F this afternoon....that was our fall lol. One day of nice temps.....now summer will just not die off...well till after christmas. Hope everyone has a good day....coffee and a bowl, lets wake and bake. Peace

 

[Keef]

Morning Kraven !
I wanna show ya'll some ancient magic !---Ready ? -- Wine ? --Not Wine !-- Pic of draining that gallon of blueberry wine !--- That stuff draining into that bowl is not wine anymore !-- That's my Blueberry Blast ! -- After this I kill the yeast and bottle it ! -- That's some potent fire water right there !

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[Kraven]

Yea I have been known to freeze off before runin' it. Gets a much better return just takes a long time to freeze off 20 gals. If I'm gonna oak it for a bit after I run it I will, it gets a real good blended whisky taste after about a month soaking in some chips. 20 gal of froze off will give me a good 7 gal cut of prime with no heads or tails. Then let her sit in charred white oak chips for about a month, I like to give it a good shake about once a week. By the 4th or 5th week its time to take out and triple filter and then store for about a year before I serve it...needs to naturally age in the dark and sealed.

 

[DirtyDiana]

I stopped at McDonald's to get breakfast after work this morning. Maybe it's a sign, but there were no hash browns in my hashbrown sack!

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[Keef]

Kraven that would be the problem !-- If I was gonna do this regularly I'd have to have a dedicated freezer !
What I'm playing with now is how much fruit and sugar works best !-- The freezing not only concentrates the alcohol but the terepenes too !-- Makes a very intense flavor with a kick !-- I'm using about 2 lbs of frozen fruit and a cup of sugar to make a gallon of wine !-- U freeze it off too early it comes out too sweet !-- Several variables so I'm still looking for the sweet spot ! --
The pipe seems to be working fine this morning ! --Caps working !-- Gonna have a high day !

 

[ness]

Opening a jar of the mighty BPU-X-B.B. !--- This is why we do this is it not ?

Keef that is a lovely plate of herb. Smoke away.