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[umbra]

Good morning everyone. Danky dank Saturday. Starting early. Weeding out some extra moms. I have 4 new moms that are trying out for the team, and at least 1 that is going to retire. The current harem is King Louis XIII, cherry limeade, gdp, skywalker og, chiesel, tahoe og, and the golden ticket. Trying out...apollo 11, yeti og F2 x snowlotus, temple booty, and very berry og. I'm thinking about popping some of my gdp x bpu and retiring the gdp mom I have.
On deck seedlings are the oregon lemons, sour banana sherbet, triangle kush x goji, headband F2, 818 sfv og, wifi #43, and meltdown.

 

[Keef]

What a line up Umbra !-- U know I still lust after that Oregon Lemon ?--- I live vicariously thru U in a free state !-- When Umbra does something -- I think maybe I can do that one day when I'm free ?--- I dream about weed stores !-- Not so much because U can buy weed there but because of the freedom it represents !--
Rose -- U know the things that have happened in our lives have made us what we are !-- Up in here we some hard people !-- Ex Soldiers -- Ex "Motorcyclist" and other hard past !-- We all up on the peace train now !-- We fit in best we can but we different !-- Growing weed in a prohibition state is not for sissies !--
I remember at that other place I was the only one from a prohibition state !- They used to ask how can U do that ? --I would be terrified the Po-Po would catch me and send me to jail !-- That's just the world we live in ! -- Normal situation for us !
As for D.D. ? -- She alright !-- When we got together she made me pay the fines and get the warrants dropped and made me make some promises !--- She keeps me outta trouble mostly !-- I do not miss the days when she was going to nursing school learning to give shots !-- Made me be the pin cushion !

 

[Keef]

Me babies ! -- Umbra GDP-x-Bannana OG --x-( ?) = Umbra's Purple Banana ! --Only one in the world !
Got 2 more Snow Desiel to move over !-- 4 of 4 Black Kush --Querkle and Delta Wave didn't germ !-- Not complaining! -- Happy to have what I got ! -- I got D.D. to go thru the seed I'm sending out to see if it met her approval ! -- She made some changes !-- It was hard to get her to give up some !-- She would not give up others so Hey it is what it is !-- I may need a clone one day ! Some of the seed or going out in padded envelopes --Those who know about my little seed bottles -- U don't think the seed would get crushed do U ?-- The seed travel Monday !

 

[Keef]

Pic maybe ?

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[Kraven]

Trying to find a decent college game...Louisville is up 17 /0 now and it looks like a blow out.

 

[umbra]

Keef, I thought of all the blackrose crosses, the delta wave would pop. You sir have a cornucopia of varieties to choose from.

 

[Keef]

Umbra --I know some people !-- I'll give those Delta Wave a 2nd try another time !-- I had a plan !--Plant 4 each of the 4 varieties and if one set didn't germ I was gonna drop 4 of the GDP -x- BPU !-- I labeled those seed that didn't have a label -- Umbra's Surprise !--

 

[Keef]

Hey U know how Kraven has " Safety Meetings " on the weekend ? -- D.D. just reminded me of something ! --When at a safety meeting and they ask U what kind of steps U would take in a fire ? --- "F" ing big ones-- Is not an acceptable answer !

 

[umbra]

Keef, you funny. When I was working at a fortune 500 healthcare company's R&D lab, I had to order some powder titanium to do powder metallurgy in making molds of a part and pressing it into the part. It was a much simpler process than trying to machine it. There was only 1 little problem. In the sub micron size titanium is pyrophoric and must be stored without any contact to air. Metal fires require a class D extinguisher. It created more chaos and confusion than the 2016 elections. The safety committee flagged the package. When I asked why, they went on and on about its pyrophoric properties. So I asked what precautions they made in the machine shop where they were machining titanium and producing lbs of sub micron powder on a daily basis? Apparently, that wasn't an appropriate response either, lol.

 

[Keef]

That's the process they use to make the compressor blades on jet engines isn't it ?-- Some kind of "Press Casting " ?

 

[DirtyDiana]

Rose, I don't know if Keef won the lottery in finding me, I think Bingo might be more like it!

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[Keef]

Very Funny !-- First time D.D. got high I messed with her bad ! -- When I finally was able to teach her how to inhale I was pretty twisted myself !-- Do it like this !-- Anyway I told her when I smoked weed I could read minds and got up and went and got a cold diet coke and bag of snacks and set them down in front of her !-- She said --It's true !
I am a bad man !

 

[DirtyDiana]

Water, water everywhere.....

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[DirtyDiana]

Just kidding, of course! There are easier ways than drowning!

 

[Keef]

Hey I got a question !--Early voting will be open on Halloween from 7-7 in Texas !-- If U going to a party and are in costume -- What kinda of costume will be inappropriate when going to the polls ? -- I ask because D.D. wants to put on her red cat suit with tail and lighted horns !-- She say she just dressing up as da devil !-- I say it's wrong !-- and will be misinterpeted !-- Wrong I say !---That would be voter baiting !-- - I ain't dressing up like she wants !-- I might need something loose enough to fight in !-- She gonna get me in trouble again U know !--

 

[umbra]

Hash....why do we love it sooo much? If you take flowers, the extracted dry sieve hash, and hash oil, they all taste different. So it can't be just the THC oil, because the hash and the hash oil would taste the same, and they don't. Take some trim that you wouldn't want to smoke and make hash from it....BAM...a tasty treat you have to ration, or you would just smoke it all. Whether pressed or sprinkled on a bowl or mixed into a joint, that taste is unmistakable. I can not lie...I am high.

 

[Keef]

I know that's true Umbra !-- Tell U what though I'm bout tired of beating on that drum thing !-- I need a machine !-- I'm burning some B.B. but I got a another bowl of keif I bet and the pipe is almost empty --Time to get really high !-- I think we like hash because it's like concentrated flowers !-- Wait up Umbra I'll catch U in a minute !

 

[umbra]

Hey I got a question !--Early voting will be open on Halloween from 7-7 in Texas !-- If U going to a party and are in costume -- What kinda of costume will be inappropriate when going to the polls ? -- I ask because D.D. wants to put on her red cat suit with tail and lighted horns !-- She say she just dressing up as da devil !-- I say it's wrong !-- and will be misinterpeted !-- Wrong I say !---That would be voter baiting !-- - I ain't dressing up like she wants !-- I might need something loose enough to fight in !-- She gonna get me in trouble again U know !--

Keef, what would be wrong is...you going dressed as Hillary and DD as Donald.

 

[Keef]

U know they don't like our kind round here ? -- I wanted to keep it simple and wear a pan with a handle on my head like a baseball cap !--but I'm torn !--- I could rock the part !-- Maybe going as a pot head would be a little too much ?

 

[Keef]

D.D. takes care of a very sick child at the families home !-- So much less stressful than the horsepital !
Anyway the ladies B-day is coming up and I'm gonna send her a couple bottles of wine as a gift !-- That Apple Pie clearing up nice and gonna be a hit !--I got a gallon of Blue Berry wine in the freezer !--- I got your "wine" right here !-- They gonna like this!-- but wine ? -- If that's what U want to call it !-- This gonna be like no wine they ever had ! -- Is it talking trash when U can back it up ?