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[WeedHopper]

Them some big leaves.
Hey i know Keef,,,get yourself a strain called Ducksfoot. It has leaves look like ducks feet.

 

[umbra]

Just got back from the store with D.D. !-- Hey Nick U got a package on my bar right beside one to Ness !-- It was close !--
Hey Umbra about November ? -- I got no intention of waiting until they say it's O.K. to grow before I start gearing up !-- That would be almost like playing fair!!- but - I don't want to start too soon !-- I guess what I'm asking is --U know my situation -- Is it time to start building my boxes and ordering my lights and getting that extractor ?-- I'm ready to kick it any time !--

I have no idea. It is the domino effect, but it may not hit Texas for another couple of years.

 

[Keef]

I know about ducks foot Hopper !-- Australian ! -- These strange things just keep showing up !-- Those leaves don't come off the stem across from each other like they post too !- -- It turns out to be a boy I'll breed it to that mutant GG #4 !--
I'm not gonna need a natural mutation !-- I'm making my own monsters !--
I'm just chafing at my chains Umbra !--- Soon I will be unbound !--- Insert evil laughter here !

 

[St_Nick]

Good morning everyone. I am going to try to hold off the baking portion of my mornings ritual today. Usually I am toasted before the coffee is brewed. Today I'm gonna try and leave the rose colored glasses for later.

 

[sopappy]

Good morning everyone. I am going to try to hold off the baking portion of my mornings ritual today. Usually I am toasted before the coffee is brewed. Today I'm gonna try and leave the rose colored glasses for later.

had to chuckle at that one. Not addictive eh?
he sez to no one in particular
I find the stuff quite addictive complete with withdrawl symptoms (no sleep)
Every morning is a battle trying not to have a toke, small "b" battle tho,
more an argument I have, left shoulder, devil, right shoulder, angel
and now throw 'illegal'' into the mix

not sure where I was going with this, left shoulder almost always wins

 

[St_Nick]

Yeah, me too. I do a doob before bed and it lets me sleep til about 4:30. Today I'm just trying to set myself up for A good rush, which I have been missing the last couple of days. addicted? Mentally maybe............ Physically, just ask my hip and shoulder.

 

[Keef]

Morning O.F.C. !-- I don't understand this addictive ? --hold off sort of thing ? --- It's an unapologetic way of life to me !-- So it always been illegal !-- That's my only problem with weed !-- --I got no angel and devil !-- If I do them old Stoners ain't doing they job !-- I'm smoking right now !--I don't care I might have another pipe too !--

 

[sopappy]

Morning O.F.C. !-- I don't understand this addictive ? --hold off sort of thing ? --- It's an unapologetic way of life to me !-- So it always been illegal !-- That's my only problem with weed !-- --I got no angel and devil !-- If I do them old Stoners ain't doing they job !-- I'm smoking right now !--I don't care I might have another pipe too !--

Some people are productive, some fight the lethargy,
I know if I smoke, I find procrastinating much easier
more a mental thing indeed

 

[Keef]

What up Pappy ? -- I would not say I'm a very productive person !-- I got those bulged disc in my neck so if I over do --I pay for it in pain !-- Yes the weed slows me down but it also helps me pain !-- I don't work anymore so I try to find a balance but I'm a pot pharmer this is me !-- I'm never far from my pipe !-- It's not something I give much thought !-- I stop and grab a toke whenever !-- I take cannacaps too !-- So I don't really get high ! --That's where I live !

 

[Keef]

I grow good weed and make a little liquor am I supposed to feel some guilt or something ?--I'm kinda proud of it !-- I just can't tell the fine peeps in the hood but that's more about security !-- Just wait till they lower the penalty for getting caught !-- I'm come up out of here with some monsters and an attitude !----How Ya Like Me Now !-- Beeches !-- --Made me hide !-- Tried to trap me like an animal !--

 

[Keef]

Oh!--He lit up again !-- Sometimes U got to get creative to solve insurmountable problems !-- Like finding a needle in a hay stack !-- Seems impossible! --

I light a joint !--
Light the haystack !--
When the fire goes out --
I drag a magnet through the ashes --
Get the needle and go home !--

 

[Keef]

Wanna know how to get a cat out a tree ?

 

[umbra]

burn the tree down then sift thru the ashes for his bones?

 

[Keef]

Did U want the cat or the tree ?--

 

[Keef]

We were at the store last night and I was loading up 3 gallons of coconut water -- I turn and this little old lady was watching me in wonder !--( that's a lot of coconut water ) -- As I turned with my last load and put it in the basket --I looked her in the eye and said --I'm a vegan !-- She nodded and went on her way !--
Got to do a run of coconut firewater for D.D. !--I might better get me a Sam's Club card again !-- buy sugar in 25 lb bags and fruit juice by the case !-- and some air fresheners! --Dam grow room smells like a brewery instead of weed!

 

[WeedHopper]

Wanna know how to get a cat out a tree ?

Yep,,,12 gauge works every time,,,just like shooting a Squirrel. lol

 

[Keef]

Saves the tree too Hopper !-- Shoot squirrels with a shotgun ? ---U heathen !

Hey Umbra -- I got a Zombie B.B. back there trying it's best to make a double grow point !-- Interesting stuff in Bubblicious too !-- Need to get a system down !-- Got lots of girls waiting thier turn !

 

[St_Nick]

Yep,,,12 gauge works every time,,,just like shooting a Squirrel. lol

True, but a .22 is cheaper.

 

[WeedHopper]

True dat,,plus not as messy.
Truth is I never hunted Squirrels with anything other then a 22 Long Rifle. Hell ive killed deer with a 22 Rifle.

 

[Keef]

They got stuff up north that if U shoot it with a .22 ? --Ain't gonna do nothing but piss them off !-- I saw a show about moose !-- They will stomp U to death --Just to have something to do !-- I'm thinking --Not till I'm outta bullets and I'm not checking to see if it's moose season !-- That ain't hunting that is self defense !