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[DirtyDiana]

Just chatted with Rex for a while. We're both trying to get some sleep, as usual! They're playing my song, "son of a beech, give me a drink....." anyways, here's one last heavy one for the night:

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[Keef]

Morning O.F.C. !-- O.K. --So I robbed the cradle !-- Wake and Bake as desired !--

 

[St_Nick]

Morning OFC. I'm off to be ornery. At least the sun is shining.:vap_bong__emoticon:

:vap-red vapor:

 

[Keef]

Just be the best Nick U can !-- I'm doing pretty good today !-- Then I seen the weather and they got this thing in the Caribbean Sea that be moving into the Gulf !--They gonna name it Earl !---Then I realized it was the 1st of August ---We don't like August !-- D.D. got a right to get a little crazy this time of year !
Too many bad thing have happened to us this time of year !--- My plan ? --Get high !--Stay low !--

 

[Keef]

Wish they wouldn't name this tropical storm Earl !-- My first portable chess game -I named Earl !--Earl cheated !--- I could beat him--- but usually when I got him cornered --he would shut down -- reset or battery low !-- Bastid !--
Hey ya'll I done got a righteous buzz working down here !

 

[yarddog]

What up ofc,. Got 81° with 79% Rh. Anyone that don't know our air is a fluid ain't from the southern regions. It's so thick feels like thin water.

 

[mrcane]

Morning O.F.C. I up, marine layer is in...
Tea and fruit.......:48:......ah....papaya

 

[Rosebud]

Good monday morning OFC

Cane you can smoke papay in the morning? wowser, you are lucky. Love that strain and mine have gone crazy.

YD, i don't know how you breath in that water air.

 

[Keef]

Morning all !-- Been doing the E.I.E.I.O.!-- U know ? --Old MacDonald had a pharm E.I.E.I.O !-- Anyway all looks acceptable !-- I can do better !-- That BPU-X-B.B. is working for me !--
Don't say that Rose I saw the pics --U can grow anything !-- I am so jealous of your outdoor grow ! -- If I can just get this down around 60 days I could possibly run 5 crops a year ? --This is the pivotal cycle for us !--Looks good so far and finally will put us in weed independence !
Dog it gets hell hot here but we usually got a good wind !-- Stay out the sun and it's not too bad !- We had that liquid air in the swamp !--

 

[Keef]

Hey this might not be funny to U but when it happened it amused the hell out me !-- At the hospital where D.D. and I met they had this big dry erased board with the test scheduled for the day listed mostly in initials !-- So when no one was around I made my on little test schedule box and listed a couple empty rooms on it !--Stood around the corner while the nurses and docs tried to figure out what an --E.I.E.I.O. was !--- Boss lady showed up and they asked her what it was !-- She yelled out --Keef where are U ? --U better get to the nursing station !-- She said did U do this ? and I said--- no that nurse did as I pointed to a newly arrived nurse who had no idea !-- It was funny !-- Trying to figure out what an E.I.E.I.O. was !

 

[Keef]

Got fired from that job too !-- Administerator was yelling at me and shaking his finger in my face !--I told him if U want that finger --U better get it out my face !-- I was way past worrying about losing the job !

 

[Keef]

I can entertain myself !---Found some stuff I did before my fall !
Show and Tell !

The bowl is made from Mardi Gras Beads and Milk Jugs !

The cup is made from waste high density polythene and pot stem fibers !

The piece of PVC pipe is my version of a Baghdad Battery !-- A 3,000 year old mystery as to what they used it for !-- Fact is if U put a slightly alkaline or slightly acidic liquid in it and hook a volt meter up to it U get 3-4 volts at low amperage !-- I used 36 of them hooked up in series and parallel to produce 12 volts of usable power !---No charging involved !--They make electricity as long as the liquid is there and the 2 different metals !- Then I understood how to do the same thing another way !--So these been laying around long time !

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[Keef]

Yes the bowl and cup are crude but I wanted to turn this cities waste plastic into telephone poles and railroad cross ties !-- 2 decades ago !--They laughed at me and told me it was cheaper to bury it in the landfill !--

 

[Keef]

It was a magnificent plan just too far ahead of it's time !-- It was called "The ****** Project " -- A sorting facility at the landfill feeding raw material to an on site business incubator for companies wanting to use a source of free or extremely cheap raw material in thier Manufacturering process !-- I even showed them how they could use thier existing landfill as a power source with methane wells --I showed them how to reclaim and reuse ground water contaminated by the landfill !-- It was all pretty funny to the city council !
I don't try to save the world anymore !- I just grow a little weed !

 

[umbra]

See what anxiety can make you do!? And I sure made a mess of it! What was I thinking! Dammit, Jim, I'm a nurse, not a hairstylist! Now what?

When I was in high school, I wrestled. It was 1970 and I had shoulder length hair. They told me I had to cut my hair, lol. I told them, we going to court. Court ruled I didn't need to have my hair cut to wrestle. Next day, I shaved my head. I don't do well with people tell me what I can and can not do sometimes. I cut it myself and it looked like it.

 

[Kraven]

Kool projects keef. Cane I would love to spend a summer up near you, hot wet air with triple digit heat indices....brutal for 9 months out of the year here. Sho' don't want none of your winter, but your summers sound enjoyable. Rose, I had no idea the NS would get that tall, she always stayed about 3 foot for me. I didn't veg for 2 months in the sun either so that's prolly whats up, TY for running it, I am enjoying every picture and am on pins and needles for the final smoke and happiness report. Dog, been many a day that o'l pat and bob got me to the house too, never bothered me to walk much, I did plenty in the Marines. Nick, I never say much but I keep up with your Appalachian behind, besides still's I bet that mountain grown pot is like Maxwell house....good to the last drop. I finally finished the harvest and transplanting, took three 16 hour days, it was a labor of love. I swing by daily, just don't post as much as I should, seems I have been awfully busy the last three or four months. I hope everyone's summer is shaping up to be what you want, me..... I just miss the o'l hippy. Peace

 

[ness]

Afternoon OFC. Check on the AI's they are looking pretty. Got one in the ground and going to be putting the other one in the ground when the sun goes down. My unknown didn't make it. Pretty soon I'm going to firer up the grow room again. Going to need help because, I want to make it a quick grow. Keef, I know you have said it a million time but, I could use your help in the steps of a fast outcome of the plate cycle. You, know when to flip and all. I'm going to clone.

 

[ness]

Got to run, lots to do today. Everyone have a great day. :48:

 

[DirtyDiana]

When I was in high school, I wrestled. It was 1970 and I had shoulder length hair. They told me I had to cut my hair, lol. I told them, we going to court. Court ruled I didn't need to have my hair cut to wrestle. Next day, I shaved my head. I don't do well with people tell me what I can and can not do sometimes. I cut it myself and it looked like it.

We have a lot in common my man!

 

[DirtyDiana]

I was doing pretty good til I decided to see what you guys were discussing. Didn't know about EARL! Not even surprised-- the Dog Days of Summer are in full force.
Just wanna get high by the beach. ......