Girls, if you don't want to get grossed out by man-talk, skip this post. Old men... feel free to keep reading. LOL
Well, tomorrow I go in for my colonoscopy. Any of you old farts that have gone through this..... you know exactly what I'll be doing today. My list of things to do today.....
Poop, poop, crap, poop more, ****, fart, poop, ****..... wipe. Repeat.
The Miralax is 16 doses in the bottle. I am supposed to drink the entire bottle in 3 hours. ***!!!
All I can have for 2 days is Gatorade and laxative. My farts are starting to smell like lemon-lime.
I hate getting old. LOL