Girls, if you don't want to get grossed out by man-talk, skip this post. Old men... feel free to keep reading. LOL
Well, tomorrow I go in for my colonoscopy. Any of you old farts that have gone through this..... you know exactly what I'll be doing today. My list of things to do today.....
****, ****, crap, **** more, ****, fart, ****, ****..... wipe. Repeat.
The Miralax is 16 doses in the bottle. I am supposed to drink the entire bottle in 3 hours. ***!!!
All I can have for 2 days is Gatorade and laxative. My farts are starting to smell like lemon-lime.
I hate getting old. LOL