Home of the Old Fart's Club part 2

[Drifting13]

G'Morning, y'all! Running around chores to do today. And then honey-do's when we get home. Something tells me it's gonna be a loonnnggg day. BBLater... I hope

 

[WeedHopper]

Im not doing shet today. Coffee time boys and girls.

 

[Unca Walt]

morning everybody. jack and jill went up a hill both with a buck and a quarter, jill came down with $2.50

andrew dice clay

...Jill came down with two and and half...
They didn't go up for water.

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♪♫ "How ya gonna keep him down on the farm...

♬ ...After he's seen the farm..."♪♫

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[WeedHopper]

I do whatever i want when i want. I tell my wife to jump and she.......oh shit,,she's getting up,,i gotta go.

 

[Steve1]

Google making bubble hash I would send the link but I 'm on my phone.

I watched a few videos on it. I’m going to give it a try

 

[Steve1]

Morning everyone!

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning Steve.

 

[user 60570]

Good morning
more golf today

 

[WeedHopper]

Im playing Golf Rival.

 

[Unca Walt]

Good morning
more golf today

Brandt Snedeker is my cousin. I somehow did not inherit the gene.

When my brother played golf with me, he spotted me two strokes a hole. That means on a Par 3, he had to get a hole-in-one to break even.

I never even came close to winning a round. Now I have a mechanical shoulder that looks like a Terminator.

Golf is now out of the question -- useta be, my brother would say (as he watched me drive the ball 250 yards into the wrong fairway) --

"You have the fine touch of a blacksmith." Now I can't hit it far enough to lose a ball.

 

[pute]

I live on a golf course and am a professional ......hack that is!!! I am pretty good at several things but golf isn't one of them. I don't have the right temperament for the game. I like to watch now.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

My Dad ruined the Game of Golf for me
Aways yelling saying Keep ya darn head down and stop trying to kill the ball
After so many times I said that is it I quit.
Was not a bad game, silly people chasing that lil white ball for hrs was actually fun

 

[WeedHopper]

Played golf for yrs,,got busy with work. Haven't played in 10yrs. I have a set of Ping Eye 3s.

 

[WoodsRat]

I never could get my ball past that stupid windmill.

 

[giggy]

my brothers play and we had a pro turn instructor in the family (passed now) but i never understood what they all got out of chasing a little white ball with a stick. one hour to go and then the weekend begins for me. well till the ol lady sees me.

 

[AladinSane]

Good morning all, sounds like golf is the talk of the morning. Use to play, a couple of times a summer, but have not played in 16 years. Even bought a new set of clubs 16 years ago and have never used them. That's the short story.

 

[user 60606]

I have a 31 year ol' set, .. 1 driver, a seven and a punter and know I can beat anyone here on 19

 

[Unca Walt]

You guys all still have the ring of the potty 'round yer heinies.

I have a mashie, niblick, spoon, 10-iron <-- all wooden shafts.

My brother useta tell me to pray before I teed off:

"God, please give me the strength to hit it easy!"

 

[Hippie420]

I need someone with a large caliber handgun or a cattle prod to motivate my butt to get up and do something. Great day for working out there and I've got lots to do. Just wish I had the gumption to do it. 'Tis a lazy lad I be.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I need someone with a large caliber handgun or a cattle prod to motivate my butt to get up and do something. Great day for working out there and I've got lots to do. Just wish I had the gumption to do it. 'Tis a lazy lad I be.

The largest I could find

Any bigger and we have to call it ARTY