Home of the Old Fart's Club part 2

[Keef]

I'm not desparate yet - I got about $25,000 to work with and I'm only gonna put a down payment on a place - Grower need some dam new lights too ?-- Only thing is I'll have to show the bank how I can afford whatever I buy on a $1,000 a month SS check !-- So kinda limits me ? -- I told the realtor lady something under $40,000 somewhere secluded in east Texas -- The bank wouldn't want to know the truth about what I'm do with it or how I'm pay for it and I wouldn't tell them anyway !

 

[Keef]

If Uncle Keef can pull off another "Distressed Vet" loan ?- Might not have to pay much interest at all ?- The banks all overwhelmed - there's the title company and others -- Lot of people involved in the process of buying a place - Do that in the middle of an epidemic- during stay at home orders - at the beginning of an economic meltdown ?-- Piece of cake !

 

[St_Nick]

Morning folks. The mountain air is brisk this morning. I have a bunch of little seedlings on the way up. Triple Grape, Oregon Lemons, Zombie Kush, Kmintz, Colorado cookies and a few more. The run I have going now is all Sonic screwdriver but I'm going smorgasbord on the next run. Hope everyone had a great 420, I know I did. Lets smoke one.

 

[novitius]

Keef, eBay's got stills already assembled for the stove top.

 

[novitius]

Still no stimulus.... I suppose they gonna say they already spent enough on me, I should know what to do right now?

 

[Keef]

I know Nov and they have to ship one in clear shipping material to Texas !-Paper work and tracking info and know where I live ?---Do they notify the ATF too ?--- Nope ! Not delivering that thang to me !- I don't know nothing bout no still !--
Since my SS is direct deposit they hooked me up already !

 

[novitius]

Woah. My bad for even mentioning it. I had no idea that's how they do those. Can't explain that away....
Man they got my info, it hasn't changed for years! I'm no longer a practicing addict. I'm proud of that bank accounts longevity!

 

[Keef]

What went out 1st Nov was to direct deposit accounts from government funds and Income tax returns - U don't have that they may have to send U a check and that takes awhile !
On a still ?- Gloman got a great design ! - Pressure cooker - copper line - mason jar and a mop bucket !-- I would do it a little different but pretty much the same !

 

[novitius]

In other news, most esteemed leader has "undergone surgery" and is in grave condition. Cry havoc and set forth the dogs of freedom.

 

[umbra]

Good morning OFC. Another day in the valley.

 

[Keef]

Dam !- U talking about Kim ?-- - I had a fleeting moment of joy ! - There's still a chance ?-- Time for more Rallies ?- All clear !- Have a rally !-- Come on Rona !-- U got this dude !

 

[novitius]

Yeah Kim. He didn't show on the 15th, granddad's bday, which had be worried he'd really gone an done something. Intelligence reports yesterday started saying they pretty sure he had another surgery and isn't recovering.

 

[novitius]

Ha! Got ya Keef! Not that esteemed leader. Not yet.

 

[Keef]

Oleagenous (sp)-- Is that how U say slimy in French ?

 

[Keef]

Stinky can run that plant by herself !- Just ask her boss !

 

[stinkyattic]

No stimulus check here either, and my tax return is MIA. Filed in February! Even the paper check should have arrived by now.
Chilly day with a front moving through in a few hours, thunderstorms on the menu for lunch. Gonna enjoy watching that out my new office window for the first time. View isn't bad, across a parking lot but there's a cattail marsh beyond and the redwing blackbirds are getting busy.

 

[umbra]

I had an issue with my tax return and the direct deposit info was wrong. Paper check will take a minimum of 10 weeks to process.

 

[novitius]

Oi.. snafu snafu.
Hey... If you cash that check, doesn't that make Trump your sugar daddy?

 

[novitius]

Stinky, congrats on the new work space. I'm sure you deserved it a long time ago.

 

[Keef]

Hey Stinky when I worked some of the small hospitals I was on call 24/7 and got paid $2 an hour to carry a beeper !-- That was a long time ago ?-- How much they pay U for call ?