stinkyattic
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He makes my brain hurt and my lady parts want to buy a subscription to the Pepper Spray of the Month Club
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Keef
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Stinky --U just plain nasty !-- I did not need to see that ! -
stinkyattic
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Sorry Keef, just a reminder that he has always been someone who will do anything for money. Bet he let them run that article (if anything in playgirl can be called an 'article') for some extra cash to add to his shell game... buy some time before creditors knock?
stinkyattic
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He doesn't have to; 300 million taxpayers are here to chip in!
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Keef
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U know I be hanging onto his every word !-- NOT !- Ignorance is alive and well in America !-- U know I'm old and cripple and he about twice my size but I think I could take the fat f*** !- -I would at least like the oppurtunity !-- With a crowd watching -- What ever the rules were-- I wouldn't be there to play fair !- I would be there to mess him up quick and fast before they stop me !--If they ain't quick enough I take his skalp for a trophy !- I would at least want to bite off an ear !-- Queensbury Rules - Sure just ring the bell !
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Nice angle RE !-- Most everything having to do with weed will be new to them !-- I used Copenhagen for years -- I know they got them little pouches now days - I could infuse them ?-When I was still working steel !- I used Copenhagen--Work with your hands like that- U don't got much time to smoke !---I got paid per part I welded -- I wasn't welding - I wasn't making any money !--One my bosses there when I was welding tractor parts -- pulled out a joint of some "Good weed" to impress me and let me know he smoked after work one day !-- I already knew the guy smoked !-- I supplied his dealer !-- I was properly impressed !
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Being all crippled up and all -- Half his size --I don't think putting me in the ring with him would be fair -- Might better bring Jr. Too ?-- I would like to get me some of that !-- I wonder what he sound like when he screams in pain ?- Wouldn't no body have to tell me to break his leg !
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umbra
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Oh my that wouldn't hurt nearly enough, lol
stinkyattic
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Keef you do know that scalp is mostly Aqua Net, right? Not much of a trophy. I'd take the 7 foot, hip length necktie instead. Get it dry cleaned before hanging it on the wall though, spray tan has an acrid odor, think there's an electrical fire somewhere, oh no that's just the smell of deceit
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Keef
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Taking out a knee ?-- That's just to fix U in position !- So U can't chase me or attack me anymore or run away ! --I go into the monkey man /chimpanzee style- - U can't run away - So I'm coming for your fingers - I just need to break one finger on each hand and U can no longer attack or defend !- That would be enough for me !- No need to bite your face off and rip your junk off like the monkey man do !
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Okay gotta clear my mind of bitterness before evening garden chores, don't want to scare the girls into banana trees. Though that one triple grape looks like she could put me in a headlock. No noogies tonight! I got a hair appointment tomorrow!
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yes they are
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Guess I need to learn to think ahead...lol! You can see a couple of things going on here...some cloth pots fulla coco chips, some seedlings, some bigger than others...some made it and some didn’t...not even sure which did right now but there is a bigger pot there that is trying it’s best to be organic in nature...it’s struggling probably because it’s the first plant to ever try that in this dirt I mixed up...I give it a 50/50 chance but it’s looking slightly healthier in the last 24...wish it luck!!!
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It's winter - cold slow them down - cold mean low humidity too --which slow them even more ! -- Waldo's chillin get past this they gonna do U right !
Distract U so U don't have to listen to that guy ?
U know there is this one tale from the old writings of Sumer I have had trouble telling -- Seems a bit controversial to me !- U decide ?-- One of those 6,000 year old tablets - Tells of Enki of the Anunaki while at the landing place in Jerusalem- Or as we call It the temple mound - - The landing place of the big stone same as its twin in Balbeck -- What follows was the tale of Soloman and Bathsheeba - but what's not told in the bible but is in the old writings is that thier child was the 1st blond haired blue eyed human among the black haired people !- - He supposed to be Enki the one that folded that second human chromosome up so it became a single chromosome instead of 2 and made us humans !-- I think that takes " f-ing your own work" to a whole new level !-- Apparently the Anunaki had the same numher of chromosomes giving them the ability to mate with humans and produce viable offspring !-
This went on for a long long time in the pre deluvian world !-- The story also says that Enki was not only Noah's father but also his grandfather !-- Seems to imply that not only are we GMO but we are mostly of Anunaki blood ! -- Maybe as much as 7/8ths ?- Or what is called in cows (Pure breds)-- Saw on one those conspiracy shows about how aliens are abducting people and making human alien hybrids !-- Might be a little late for that ?
Distract U so U don't have to listen to that guy ?
U know there is this one tale from the old writings of Sumer I have had trouble telling -- Seems a bit controversial to me !- U decide ?-- One of those 6,000 year old tablets - Tells of Enki of the Anunaki while at the landing place in Jerusalem- Or as we call It the temple mound - - The landing place of the big stone same as its twin in Balbeck -- What follows was the tale of Soloman and Bathsheeba - but what's not told in the bible but is in the old writings is that thier child was the 1st blond haired blue eyed human among the black haired people !- - He supposed to be Enki the one that folded that second human chromosome up so it became a single chromosome instead of 2 and made us humans !-- I think that takes " f-ing your own work" to a whole new level !-- Apparently the Anunaki had the same numher of chromosomes giving them the ability to mate with humans and produce viable offspring !-
This went on for a long long time in the pre deluvian world !-- The story also says that Enki was not only Noah's father but also his grandfather !-- Seems to imply that not only are we GMO but we are mostly of Anunaki blood ! -- Maybe as much as 7/8ths ?- Or what is called in cows (Pure breds)-- Saw on one those conspiracy shows about how aliens are abducting people and making human alien hybrids !-- Might be a little late for that ?
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I wasn't watching when Momma Nancy tore that speech up !
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Good Morning Everyone... So far we have missed the rain other than a sprinkle...Winter returns tomorrow...then Spring is back for the weekend...oh and a chance of rain 4 out of the next 7 days...The Weather person needs a protection service....farmers are irate. Radial on a Bug....that would keep em back for sure...I used to hang/work around crop dusting service/airport...R2800 Double Wasp is my fav radial...and "the Rolls Royce Merlin" is my fav inline...sweetest sound in the world....R2800 at sunrise. Would have been just the thing to drown the SoU speech out. Keef you telling us we all have alien Genes....way cool....I knew something is wrong with me lol. A THC infused dip 2RE?...Holy spittoon...that would sale like peanut brittle on a country street corner...I will take some shares in that company! Off for a walk....smoke till your numb.
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Keef
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Morning OFC !-- It's dark !-- Need coffee !- Where my pipe ?-
HP- No I'm not saying U got some alien genes - I'm saying U a alien / human --Octaroon - Not even quadroon !-- Octaroon !--
That would mean - U are 7 parts alien and 1 part earth monkey man ! -- U can even find it in the bible !- The Nephylim took wives from among the sons of man and they bore children
Cold sprinkle in the mudhole this morning !-- Stand back !-- Give him room !-- He bout to get high now !
HP- No I'm not saying U got some alien genes - I'm saying U a alien / human --Octaroon - Not even quadroon !-- Octaroon !--
That would mean - U are 7 parts alien and 1 part earth monkey man ! -- U can even find it in the bible !- The Nephylim took wives from among the sons of man and they bore children
Cold sprinkle in the mudhole this morning !-- Stand back !-- Give him room !-- He bout to get high now !
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