Home of the Old Fart's Club part 2

[Keef]

My phone has decided to switch up and down without my consent !-- I don't know how to fix it so I need to learn to turn my phone upside down !

 

[Hackerman]

I like Cajun and creole cooking

Ditto on that. When I was working many of my customers were in Alabama, Georgia and Louisiana. One of the best things about traveling was the food.

 

[Keef]

I thought I would take it upon myself to teach Rose how to cook some simple Cajun dishes if she wishes !
Some people don't like spicy !-- I like a little spice but no sense in burning out the taste buds !-- I need to talk to D.D. about some easy recipes where the ingredients are universally available !-- That andoullie sausage up there that is just for seasoning in my book it is way too spicy to eat like on a bun !-- Some can !-- I don't !-- Dice some of that up and use it in stuff like beans and it's a whole nother dish !-- Maybe a Cajun Meatloaf ? -- Yeah that's a good one !-- She got the cooking bible so I'm outta luck right now !

 

[Keef]

I am married to arguably the best cajun cook ever was !-- One half her family come from eastern and northern Louisiana !-- The other half from more the New Orleans area !-- 2 different Louisiana cooking styles and she married them together !-- Then she met me and I say girlfriend I love the cooking but them chicken legs and half crabs in the Shell got to go !-- Sheet be good but U have to eat it in the bathtub ! --I get it everywhere !-- She knew how to hook me up !-- Sea food jumbo I like Alaskan King crab legs or Dungeness --Unless somebody else gonna shell and pick them !-- I do the shrimp !-- Long as we not talking a hundred pounds then I'm out !-- Crawfish tails they come peeled and picked in one pound fresh frozen packages ! --We try to keep some around !

 

[St_Nick]

D.D. should post some some of her fine cooking in the stoners cookbook

 

[Rosebud]

Teach me keef! Sounds wonderful.

 

[Keef]

Nick I was just telling her that !-- I was telling her about your Stoner Cookbook and if she could contribute ? -- She said hell yeah !-- We talked about it !-- U know how it is though somethings are only available in certain regions !-- That meatloaf ?-- If U can find a better recipe prove it !-- Oh Yeah! -- Gumbo -- Etoufee--
Bread Pudding with Bourbon Sauce !-- U would eat that bourbon sauce on tree bark !-- Once I took a big pan to a covered dish thing in the O.R. !-- They cleaned it up !-- After it was gone I announced that if U had the bread pudding with bourbon sauce -- U might want to avoid drug screens for awhile !-- Ha !-- Beeches out buying kits to self test and stuff !-- The bread pudding was clean and so was the bourbon sauce which is where I woulda put it !-- We didn't have any random drug screens for a long time !
I told them -- Think about it !

 

[St_Nick]

I woulda gotten fired from my old job for a remark like that.

 

[Keef]

Nick I got fired some !-- Not for that usually it was a just reason !-- I don't know when to shut up !-- Onliest thing was I was very good at my job and I could find another job without much trouble so what can I say ? -
When I went in to apply for a job as a surgical assistant at that fertility clinic the person who was gonna supposed to assist the surgeon that day didn't show up so I filled in for her !-- I think I filled out the job application the next week or so !-- People ask me what I did for a living I used to tell them "Make babies" What do U do ? -- Yes sir my first exposure to the gamete intra fallopian transfer ( GIFT) procedure was doing it ! -- 26 hours removing a tumor from around an optic nerve !-- Yep !- I been in a brain or 2 !-- Matter of fact ain't too many places in the body I don't know the anatomy and physiology ! -- I assisted on more open heart surgeries than I care to even think about ! -- So getting fired never really concerned me !-- U don't have to be wrong in the medical field to get fired !-- Hospitals get paid by patient's whose doctor put them in the hospital -- U get on the wrong side of the wrong doctor U fired !-- U on the right side of the right doctors even your boss won't fire U !

 

[Keef]

50% of Nurse anesthesia and Anesthesia Doctors will have a drug problem during thier careers! -- Numbers might have change a little but probably not !-- I used to spot they tricks !- Seen most of the tricks enough to know what I was seeing !

 

[Keef]

Wanna know one reason a surgeon charges so much ? -- How much would U charge if your malpractice insurance was gonna cost U half million a year ?
I asked an anesthesia doctor once why they charge so much to put a patient asleep !-- He chuckled and said Keef U got it all wrong !--We put the patients to sleep for free !-- It's the waking them up we charge for !

 

[St_Nick]

I heard that one before. My last ex was a operating room nurse (the main one I dunno nuttin' about that stuff) for a laproscopic surgeon. She said most of them anesthes---whatevers pay higher premiums then the surgeons they work with

 

[Keef]

O.K. I am lit up now !-- U think I take too many caps sometimes ? -- I don't either !-- They got all sorts and flavors of drugs in the hospital !-- I used to have to go tell my boss ---Dr. So and So is lit up again what U want me to do ? -- She say go baby sit her and keep her away from the lock box !--guard the lock box ? -- Like sending a fox to guard the hen house but who was I ? -- They got this one drug called ketamine that does what they call disassociative anesthesia !-- Seperate your mind from your body !-- Might be good for a shaman in training but other than that we used it when we had to do things like manipulate a frozen shoulder or something !-- To some people the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard make them crazy !-- U don't want to hear the sound of ripping the adhesions loose in a frozen shoulder !-- Patient don't feel a thing !-- Lights is on but ain't nobody home !-- They in the spirit world and that event mark them the rest of thier lives !-- Like seeing something important out the corner of your eye and not knowing what it was --but that it was important !-- Or possibly the most terrifying thing they ever experienced !-- Take a true shaman to walk there with no fear !-- It also has the tendency to be abused by some who don't really know that what is happening may be instructive and not just for kicks !-- It is not something to be toyed with !-- Made me wonder how to find my body again ? -- Then I remembered I left my body somewhere in the sands of time !-- Right body wrong time ? -- Knowing where U buried ? -Would U want to visit ? -- Told U I was high-high !

 

[zigggy]

morning folks,,,just got back three days on the road,,,nice to be home

 

[umbra]

More than 1 doctor has K holed before, few return unchanged in someway.

 

[Rosebud]

Good morning peeps,
Umbra, how you feeling? it was 40 degrees here this morning. My plants outdoors teeth are chattering.

Planning on cloning soon and then flipping the room and start the seed project.
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[umbra]

Filled scripts and taking meds. Much better.

 

[St_Nick]

Hey folks. Just made it home a little bit ago. Harley is good, although worn out from the trip. My nerves are much better now. I half expected the place to be ransacked when I got home but nope. All is fine. I'll have to find the camera and git me some pics. Nuttin' goin on really special but I got some pretty stuff workin'

 

[umbra]

Nick, glad Harley is well and you are good.

 

[Rosebud]

Good morning all.
36 degrees here, we have the girls covered. I hope you are all well and stoned this morning.