Dude, be proud of your ****. When they kick the door down, rip a huge bong hit and blow it in thier faces? I'll bet they'll love it.
I know this is dated, but get this. I was talking to my friend who happens to be a cop. He said that his department doesn't give a **** about people like me cause i'm a middle aged man, not some 18 year old punk in high school. I'm cool, and not really worth anyones time, as far as drugs go. But, if I get busted, I'm a white male with no record so my sentance would be crap, maybe probation. He did say one strange thing. He said that I'd get taxed on every gram that I have. And this state has a tax rate for weed. I don't give a **** if he's right or not, I don't plan on getting caught, if I do, I've already setup an account for my dog and legal fees, fines. My lawyer also knows that I grow and has been over to see it. Although he recommended that I stop, he said I should put about 10k aside.
If they are flying over your house with red beams and ****, I wouldn't worry. They arne't there for you. When traffic stops going down your street, and the street lights all go out at once, your dog starts barking, and you hear whispers outside, don't bother getting nervous. It's too late. That helicopter with the redlight. It's a beacon. Just pray one of the SWAT memebers kids didn't get killed for drugs and that their life motivation is eliminating all drugs.