Bhc: Bong-hitters Club

[4u2sm0ke]

:ciao: still dark here...:bong:

it is Thursday...which meens we can see the light of Friday:yay:

Have a Great Day everyone

 

[painterdude]

Hey Duckie.....how is the deer? I hit a big buck dead on with my Prius....$7500 damage to the front end.....when I called the Sheriff they wanted to know about the deer, weather it was DEAD or ALIVE....I told them he was probably really pissed off and I didn't bother to check on him

 

[pcduck]

Good Morning BHC :ciao:

P-dude deer has met its demise.

Best thing about today is its Friday

BIU BHC :bong:

 

[Rosebud]

Spring is coming. Happy Friday you Bongers you!

 

[4u2sm0ke]

Its Friday :yay:


BIU People :bong:

 

[Hick]

Hey Duckie.....how is the deer? I hit a big buck dead on with my Prius....$7500 damage to the front end.....when I called the Sheriff they wanted to know about the deer, weather it was DEAD or ALIVE....I told them he was probably really pissed off and I didn't bother to check on him

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road....."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.

Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded.

"Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.
I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning.
I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now what the hell would you say?"


good to see that sunami didn't getcha' PD....

 

[cubby]

:ciao: Good morning BHC,#33 and cloudy, hopefully more snow will be on its way out.
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Hey Duck, what's up with all this deer killing? :confused2: I thought ducks were supposed to eat june bugs and such?
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Lets BIU for Jeep-Deer season....:hubba:

 

[pcduck]

I am not sure what is up cubby:confused2: but ever since I retired from factory life(30+) I have been hitting deer. 1 with a chevy colorado, 1 with a camary, and now 2 with my Jeep. The chevy was $780 in damages, the camary was $2800 in damages, 2 deer with my Jeep $140. Hopefully once I lift this Jeep I will be high enough not to hit them and cause damages to the Jeep:bong:

 

[the chef]

Wut up Bongers! Rippin the nuggetry for fri!

 

[painterdude]

HICK.....you are back and still a 'joke man'.....funny story about the mule...these two Irish guys go into a pub and drink allot more beer than they can pay for......so one of them goes to the nearest butcher shop and buys a big sausage and comes back into the pub.....he tells his friend to kneel down and start sucking on the sausage....and the bartender kicks them out.....so they visit several more pubs and they get kicked out of every one before they have to pay.....finally they are sitting on a bench outside the last pub....one says 'my bloody knees are killing me and I'm very, very drunk....and the other one says, 'I'm so drunk that I don't know where I lost the bloomin sausage'

 

[pcduck]

Good Morning Bongers:ciao:

Sun is shining and it is 34f

BIU BHC :bong:

 

[4u2sm0ke]

:ciao: BHC

funny storys....goona be sunny today:yay:

:bong:

 

[4u2sm0ke]

3:30pm....:bong:


and the sun is still shining

 

[the chef]

Morn bongers! I'ts monday..........Blah so biu!

 

[pcduck]

Good Morning BHC :ciao:

:bong:

 

[SmokinMom]

Hey ducky, chef, orange, 4u, pdude, rosebud, cubby and the gang~

I don't get a chance to pop in much anymore. I hope y'all are all doing well. I'm doing ok, same stuff different day. Still working and the 2yr olds haven't driven me completely batty yet. :giggle:

The most amazing thing happened last week- I found some forgotten-about hash. It was like xmas!!

Is it Friday yet?

 

[cubby]

:ciao: Hey BHC, what's up folks?
Hope everyones doing well.
Dang Smokinmomit's sounds like you found the Easter egg of hash, enjoy it.
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Allright BHC lets BIU:bong: :bong: :bong: :bong:

 

[pcduck]

Good Morning BHC :ciao:


:bong:

 

[4u2sm0ke]

:ciao: BHC


:bong::bong:

fir tuesday...Hope everyone is doing well

 

[4u2sm0ke]

:ciao: Im Home Im hitting the :30:bong: