A new Marijuana Growing Manual by Stoney Bud.

[POTUS]

Well, after so many people telling me I should write a "Growers Guide", I've finaly done so.

I've posted it in it's entirity, right here on Marijuana Passion, IN THIS POST!

Here it is:

The Complete Marijuana Growers Guide

by: Stoney Bud

photos by: The pygmy

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Chapter one:

Growing marijuana isn't rocket science. All this measuring, fine tuning and additives are really unnecessary. Watch it closely while you Veg it, flower it, harvest it and cure it. If a problem shows, fix it. Then smoke it.

Conclusion:

There, you have the shortest Marijuana Growing Manual in the world.

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Autographed copies are available for the slight cost of $50 each.

 

[POTUS]

By popular demand, I've written another Marijuana book.

Many people have asked "Stoney, why haven't you ever been arrested for growing?"

To answer this age old question once-and-for-all, I've written:

Stoney Bud's Guide to Growing Pot Without Pork

by: Stoney Bud

photos by: The pygmy


Chapter one:

No Piggys allowed.

When setting up your grow, inside or out, keep it simple. Grow only what you can smoke. Don't try to become a Cartel. Use common sense and never, never tell anyone else that you grow your own weed.

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Once again, autographed copies of my second book are now available for the slight cost of $100 each.

 

[godspeedsuckah]

:rofl:

 

[POTUS]

The back cover of my books:

The Author:

Stoney Bud was raised by his parents as a small child in a house. He grew up, got really, really old and smokes pot against his doctors wishes. He has out-lived 14 doctors.


The Pygmy:

The Pygmy adopted Stoney Bud as a child. Raised him while hiding under Stoney's bed. Taught Stoney everything he knows about Marijuana. The pygmy is a thief, a villain, a whore-monger and has no scruples or morals. Other than that he's a very likable little monster.


Stoney's Pet Dog "Pothead"

Pothead was found by Stoney Bud when Stoney was just a small child. Pothead loves to have pot smoke blown into his face and will let you know when he's had enough. Failure to provide enough will result in being his next meal. Stoney grows a lot of pot for Pothead and only lets the Pygmy feed him.

 

[IRISH]

:rofl: :48: ...

 

[papabeach1]

that is so awesome books you wrote!! so small.. one page explained everything

dude you are super!! man this is awesome!!...

hey man I got 18 clones to give away if you want I just would like your signatures please?

 

[megan23247]

Your funny Stoney! Wish more people would read your book instead of asking such 'dumb' questions all the time.

 

[yimmy capone]

Stoney you are a wise man and a great author and comedian.

 

[84VW]

now i dont need to pick a copy up at my local bookstore

 

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

We'll take a few autographed copies Stoney. :hubba:

 

[Runbyhemp]

The pygmy is a thief, a villain, a whore-monger and has no scruples or morals. Other than that he's a very likable little monster.

:rofl: ...

 

[andy52]

the title should be K.I.S.S,lol best seller 4 sure.might even be pulitizer prize material.gotta luv it

 

[mAKo BuDz]

SWEET just what iv been looking for, nice job stoney, any more books coming out?

 

[bluealein56]

wonder if i can get two paper back editions, as there is just two much information here to read all at one time

 

[SativaWeed]

I can't read. Is there a picture version coming out soon? What about a books-on-tape?

 

[cadlakmike1]

I'll just wait until he makes it into a movie. Are there cleft notes available for those that don't want to read the whole book, and just get the gist of it?