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[DirtyDiana]

A conversation between a man & woman, dedicated to Hippie:
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes.
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three.
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5 which includes a tip.
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man. About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So, a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending at $450 aonth. In one year it would be approximately $5,400..... correct?
Man: Sounds right.
Woman: If in one year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct.
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could've been put in a step-up interest savings account
and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could've now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where's your Ferrari?

 

[Hippie420]

Feds have their laws and each state has there's. Michigan laws have some quirks that I've exploited. I've got two rifles that are registered as handguns. Both can be carried by me legally while being loaded and in my vehicle or on my person. One of them can be used to hunt deer here in zone 3 where only shotguns, straight walled cartridge handguns, and smoke poles can be used.
In the Mitten, if a rifle is under 30 inches long (AK47 with folding stock/Kel Tec Sub 2000), it's a handgun.

 

[Hippie420]

DD, that's too cute!

He must be buying those beers at a titty bar at five bucks a pop.

 

[Kraven]

Well, I'm going legit. Got a good job today and I'm done. Peace.


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I am legitimately going to be at work for my first day as a Revenue Specialist II with the Dept. of Revenue on Friday. I am no longer looking for a job, well I was not looking very hard lol. Now I will trade wake and bake for wake and rat race.......it was really nice to be retired for a few months. Wonder what it's gonna be like to not be a nurse, well work as a nurse...it's sorta like Marines...Once a Marine always a Marine. There are a bunch of big changes going on right now and I am super excited. Wish Rose was here so i could give her a hug ! :lama::ciao::banana::smoke1::heart::yay::aok: :dancing:

 

[umbra]

Hippie, you been going to the same bar too long. Dive bar in Cali for piss water lite is $6.50

 

[Keef]

Good Deal Kraven !--Be Happy !-- Don't be forgetting about the O.F.C. !--

Time to begin a long rinse on the mutants !-- Get them in some soil this even--See what I did !

 

[Kraven]

Oh i'll say howdy each morning, this is the slow ride to retirement now.... plus y'all know I have been known to grow that wacky weed here and there a bit.

 

[Keef]

We be expecting to see pics regularly! -- Some of us got a bud porn fetish !

 

[Kraven]

Keef I grew some of your plants by accident....lol (15 inches tall and ready to come off)View attachment 234014

 

[Kraven]

College is worth every penny.

 

[DirtyDiana]

DD, that's too cute!

He must be buying those beers at a titty bar at five bucks a pop.

That's exactly what I thought too!

 

[Keef]

That's my size Kraven ! -- One day I'll be able to veg properly and let them run !---Got my girls and Trips backed up in Happy Frog and they like it !--Be sexing some Bubblicious and Papaya soon ! And GG#4 soon after that !-Then there'll be the mutants - Building me a harem !--

 

[DirtyDiana]

Congrats & good luck on the new job Kraven. I'm sure it's going to be strange not being a nurse, but probably a good strange. Sometimes I feel like I took a step backwards in my nursing career going from NICU to Well Baby Nursery, but so far it has been much less stressful. I've just been a critical care nurse for so long & I feel like I was demoted. I keep reminding myself that a nursery nurse is just as important as a NICU nurse. I think I just have a bruised ego! Keep us posted on this new exciting new change in your life; of course, you'll always be a nurse & a marine & a husband & a friend, etc.

 

[Hippie420]

Great job, Kraven. Glad you made it back to the rat race. Jobs suck, but money is good.

Umbra, that's one of the million reasons I don't live in the PRK.

I hate to blow my own horn, but that stew was an exceptional batch. Heard happy noises coming out of the Old Hen that I hadn't heard in awhile.

 

[Keef]

Yo Hippie what's the word on the bell bottoms?

 

[Keef]

I think I got some Crawfish Etouffee over rice with a big chunk of crusty French Bread !

 

[Hippie420]

Yo Hippie what's the word on the bell bottoms?

On hold 'til this damn cold is over. Sick and starving doesn't play well together.
What's the word on the hot tub wiring?

 

[Keef]

Calling an electrician Hippie !--I'm just not up to the pain !-- Hurt myself hanging the new motor for the garage door opening motor !-- That's it I'm not willing to pay the price in pain !
Seems that Skunk #1 seed I stumbled upon is germinating and low and behold !--What is that ? --A Nordle seedling ?
The mutants have to rinse for another couple hours then into the dirt !---Then we wait !

 

[mrcane]

How's it. ..Kraven, exciting news Congrats. .hope that the change goes smoothly. ...

Hippie, which ended were those noises coming out the old hen? ?

Umbra thanks my neighbor is a disabled vet.hes got a tent I'm going to set him up with a light. ...thought that 600 would do a 4x4 tent...
Keef thought that someone said something about an electrician? ??
Hey let's puff ......:48: ,

 

[Keef]

I'm too old to be proud Cane !--- Yep!--Getting someone to do it !--Watched the Westman sterile Dog show with the pups last night !---They had me rolling they watch awhile the run out in the back yard after one !--
Shiti-Tzu won the toy group !--Beautiful dog !