I catholic priest? You wish, lol. "ya wanna be my alter boy" I am reminded of a joke concerning a priest a Rabbi discussing what their religions forbade them to partake in. The discussion concerned which was worse to be forbidden, ham or sex. I do not remember what the Priest said, but the Rabbi said he should try it, it's better than ham.
We all have choices!
Bubba for Sultan of the plAnet
( just the round part, Big gets the flat part)
Yabba Dabba do.