When asked about my drug use by a teacher.

[advocate224]

I happen to be high as I type. Can you tell? I don’t know if you could. Maybe, if you didn’t know me. Than you’d realize that this must be the typing style of a particularly spaced mind. Nobody could always be baked all the time… or could they? Could someone always be stoned and still function? Probably. Eventually. Once a slight tolerance sets in. That’s when true appreciation happens. When one can enjoy the effects of being high and still operate in today’s world. A slightly slower world perhaps. But a better world. A tolerant world where everyone is free to do and to worship as they please. What would keep this world from tearing itself apart as the current world is now? An international set of customs and suggestions that people live by, not because they have to, but because they want to. Because they choose to only for the reason that it is better in the long run, for the good of the world. To ignore these customs would not be illegal, but would be thought of as so disrespectful, and so unthinkable, that nations and people alike would believe it to be an unnecessarily dishonorable and offensive way to act. These customs would revolve among the social use of marijuana. This is a world that I dream both because it suits my current hobbies perfectly and because I think the time is ripe for a new world, because like the different periods in history, both B.C. and A.D., the current world isn’t working, and the time is ripe for change.

 

[SmokinMom]

I want some of what you've been smoking.

 

[killersmoke]

wow he talks smart when he's high...wonder what happens when he's not?!?!?!lol

 

[Bubby]

:laugh:

 

[Roots Dog]

I want some of your weed!

 

[metalchick832]

Not only do I want some of your weed... but I can tell you from experience, as a person who STAYS high most of the time, that it is possible to function in today's world while you are stoned.

There is no tolerance, I still get ripped. When you build up a tolerance to your bud that generally means that your bud isn't worth more than paper after a while... and why would anyone PAY to smoke paper?

Anyway, I have a few simple rules, since LOTS of people I know ask me how I can function while I'm high as a kite. My rules are this:

1. ALWAYS CARRY RED EYE VISINE... trust me on this one. I've gone to job interviews high and gotten the job.

2. NEVER CARRY YOUR STASH WITH YOU. Carry a dugout (also called a "one hitter") and be sure you keep it somewhere that it won't get stolen or confiscated. Most cops won't take you to jail for just a dugout, if they even catch it. The most I've gotten is a finger wag in the face and it taken away.

3. DON'T GET BAKED BEFORE YOU DRIVE. This is an obvious one. Unless you are a VERY good driver, I never suggest driving while baked. Buzzed is one thing, but BAKED is a different thing. Last time I drove while I was baked I got lost, pulled over, two tickets, almost taken in for DUI and got mugged while I was trying to get gas. I don't reccomend it. Besides that, getting "baked" generally means you want to be laid out. When that happens it is just like alcohol in effect, since your reaction time slows CONSIDERABLY!!

4. MAKE SURE YOU DON'T OVEREAT. This is a no brainer too. If you eat too much you will get fat and sick (didn't mean to sound insensitive, since I am of the fat variety (somewhat)) If you get stoned during the day (say you sit in your car at lunch and smoke a fattie) don't snack all day. Stick to three squares with a LIGHT snack in between your meals. I am losing a LOT of weight that way.

That's pretty much it for my rules, but I'm sure other people have their own rules that they live by. This is just what works for me.

~Metalchick

 

[clever_intuition]

I am sorry.....I must have missed it, but what was your reply when your teacher asked you you about your drug use? LOL!

Stay high man!

 

[dashes]

WHOA lol