ROFL! Good thread, SM.
I'm with Art--I'm all about coffee until noon. UNLESS......I've had a bong or vape full, and then I'm all about eating everything in the fridge and pantry.
MMMMM, bring it on, those fried eggs, that smokey bacon, those greasy home fries, the fresh squeezed orange juice, the sausage, fresh strawberries, some kiwi fruit, some yoghurt, biscuits, gravy......
It's all about the munchies. Now, breakfast OUT is my fav meal of the day.
Here is Casinoville, there are great brekkies everywhere at every casino, for just a couple of bucks. Hard to pass up someone else doing the cooking, pouring your coffee and cleaning up the mess.
So, when you're eating breakfast OUT, and you are buzzed, do you end up shooting scrunched-up straw covers at the other diners? Or putting them on the table with a drop of water and watching them crawl around?
What? You mean, you all are....G...G....Gr....Grownups?