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[user 60570]

some people are asking if Big uses gel (I forgot who )

we used to own a lubrication business

then our sales started slipping

next thing you know , bankruptcy

 

[joeb631a]

we used to own a lubrication business

then our sales started slipping

next thing you know , bankruptcy

In the world of mechanics,
a secret key, Lubrication whispers, in subtlety.
A film of smoothness, it gently imparts,
To gears and joints, connecting their hearts.


This is the start of a sad love song i am going to write...

 

[joeb631a]

In a pinch Vaseline was my friend

still is..

 

[pute]

In the world of mechanics,
a secret key, Lubrication whispers, in subtlety.
A film of smoothness, it gently imparts,
To gears and joints, connecting their hearts.


This is the start of a sad love song i am going to write...

Great lyrics so far..... second verse same as the first.....

 

[RosterMan]

That's what Hippie said after y'all went camping.

Oh your just jealous , he brags about how lose you were never even considered using a lube.

 

[RosterMan]

In the world of mechanics,
a secret key, Lubrication whispers, in subtlety.
A film of smoothness, it gently imparts,
To gears and joints, connecting their hearts.


This is the start of a sad love song i am going to write...

Then the rod hit the wall and exploded with joy..........................................

 

[pute]

In a pinch Vaseline was my friend

still is..

Reminds me of a song....

 

[joeb631a]

Then the rod hit the wall and exploded with joy..........................................

Now wait a minute , are you trying to jump in my song ,add a lyric , get half the credit ,royalties and the sudden fame ?

 

[WeedHopper]

Oh your just jealous , he brags about how lose you were never even considered using a lube.

I am not. My *** is tighter than a rusted bolt.

 

[Hippie420]

In the world of mechanics,
a secret key, Lubrication whispers, in subtlety.
A film of smoothness, it gently imparts,
To gears and joints, connecting their hearts.


This is the start of a sad love song i am going to write...

Like I used to tell my scooter hippie friends, grease is cheap. Parts ain't.
Frank Zappa wrote a song about it. Keep it greasy and it goes down easy.

I am not. My *** is tighter than a rusted bolt.

Lie to someone that doesn't know ya. You used to use Vaseline. Now you use polygrip.

 

[WeedHopper]

Funny fker. Polygrip

 

[RosterMan]

I am not. My *** is tighter than a rusted bolt.

Oh My

I spelled it wrong, to long to fix you get the idea

 

[user 60570]

we have political spam all over the place and the Mods are asleep

guess I will find Irene to clean up the place

 

[user 60570]

Irene’s underwear day at the laundry and a rare photo of her….Irene is camera shy

 

[RosterMan]

Chicken

 

[user 60570]

 

[RosterMan]

POV

 

[Hippie420]

we have political spam all over the place and the Mods are asleep

guess I will find Irene to clean up the place


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I guess we need a mod for the graveyard shift. You volunteering?

 

[RosterMan]

I guess we need a mod for the graveyard shift. You volunteering?

I heard due to price costs rising, there is talk of laying off a Mod

 

[user 60570]

I guess we need a mod for the graveyard shift. You volunteering?

the last time I volunteered it cost me 7 years

what was that , a Bot?

I know nuthin’ about ‘puters but is there a way to block Bots when they register?

anyway , it’s kinda fun to see who pops in next!


( by the way , you Mods have a thankless job but I appreciate how ya all run a tight ship )