THE ASK ROSTER MOST ANYTHING THREAD

[NewbOldster]

Depends
I always use my dirtiest when gasin up?

I was askin' about my socks, not my diaper.

 

[RosterMan]

OK so my Nephew called me after a hard night of drinking
It was his sons 21st birthday yesterday and they went to the Jersey Shores a Big Fancy Club on the beach. Now the bathrooms are small and the women jump the lines to the mens room making the men go outside on beach.
Friggin Beach Patrol snagged em , $400 dollar tickets for pissing in the sand.
*******s

 

[RosterMan]

I was askin' about my socks, not my diaper.

Holy crap!..................

 

[NewbOldster]

Holy crap!..................

Wwell...that was a loaded response!

 

[joeb631a]

I've tried to think of something profound to ask, but I'm having trouble with the 'think' part.
Should I wear my white socks, or the gray ones when I get gas today?

Grey would be my preferred choice and save the white sox for any possible martial relations that may occur during the winter time..

 

[joeb631a]

Depends
I always use my dirtiest when gasin up?

very practical answer right there as well

 

[joeb631a]

Wwell...that was a loaded response!

Al la poo poo?

 

[joeb631a]

OK so my Nephew called me after a hard night of drinking
It was his sons 21st birthday yesterday and they went to the Jersey Shores a Big Fancy Club on the beach. Now the bathrooms are small and the women jump the lines to the mens room making the men go outside on beach.
Friggin Beach Patrol snagged em , $400 dollar tickets for pissing in the sand.
*******s

fock that, fine the girls

 

[RosterMan]

Wwell...that was a loaded response!

I reserve my Black socks for that type of clean up

 

[RosterMan]

Could always be like the Saudis and use the right hand

 

[joeb631a]

I reserve my Black socks for that type of clean up

white socks are better used on different clean ups

 

[user 60570]

OK so my Nephew called me after a hard night of drinking
It was his sons 21st birthday yesterday and they went to the Jersey Shores a Big Fancy Club on the beach. Now the bathrooms are small and the women jump the lines to the mens room making the men go outside on beach.
Friggin Beach Patrol snagged em , $400 dollar tickets for pissing in the sand.
*******s

I would go to jail and do community service before I would give them fuks one red cent

 

[RosterMan]

My Great Newphew is from Big Money
Million dollar homes on the same beach, His Mom has a summer home there .

 

[RosterMan]

white socks are better used on different clean ups

As long as they are soft and fluffy just out of the microwave
Right Josepi

 

[NewbOldster]

Could always be like the Saudis and use the right hand

I'm a southpaw. What am I supposed to do? I'm handicapped...but in my 'right mind'.

 

[boo]

I heard of a lesbian coffee shop that opened up in manhatten...breakfast menu has blue waffles...roster, have you any knowledge of this breakfast...

 

[Bubba]

Could always be like the Saudis and use the right hand

So they shun left handers?

 

[pute]

This thread reminds me of ask Fauci!

 

[Bubba]

I'm a southpaw. What am I supposed to do? I'm handicapped...but in my 'right mind'.

scratch and sniff?

 

[joeb631a]

Smart man.

My Mother used to call me special when I was young . There are two ways to take that