Remember Halloween is coming :D

[Dubbaman]

A cabbie picks up a
Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab
driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is
staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to
offend you.'

She answers, ' My son,
you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun
as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a
fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well,
let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very
excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says.
'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his
fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush.

But when they get back on
the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the
nun, 'Why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've
sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm
Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My
name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party.'

 

[Ilikebigbuds]

:holysheep: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[slowmo77]

:yeahthat: :rofl: