Pranic VS Drug Testing

[pranicfever]

I've been smoking Heavily for the last 2 months as you all well know considering i haven't been around much and when i am...I'm too stoned to get on here very often. so here is the deal...

My Job Sucks... and my Employers are a large group of Cock-Sucking Pricks.... and yes thats the truth, It's not a matter of opinion it is the truth. They treat their employees like slaves and expect the world of them, but offer nothing in return except for ******** Lies and False Accusations, My employers run their business as if it was a Mexican SweatShop, and they can pay us in Tacos.... So I Put in my 2 weeks notice.

I am now applying for a Government Postal Job, I have my exam registered, and I'd be making $18/hr. plus benifits. It's not the exam i'm worried about, because i'm sure i can pass it with out a problem. It is the fact that I need to be Drug Tested before they will Hire me on for a Position. Now being a heavy smoker, I know my system prolly won't clear out in 2 weeks.. So i need some suggestions on how to cleanse my system. I know they have Kits out there that clean and clense.. and I have niacin, however i know they test for some of the substances in these cleansers.... Also i have no clue what could be in my system since I've been buying my Weed off the streets, and some I know for fact had been laced.... Smoked it anyway I didn't care.

So any suggestions Would be Helpful... If it be your cleansing methods... or A certin kit to buy.... or should i just have someone i know that is clean piss in a cup for me... I don't know... what kind of testing they do.. So anyhelp would be much appricated.

 

[DopeDoctor]

Sounds like a pretty good job. I'd play it safe and use someone elses. Aparently the jello method is pretty good. People say it works if you smoke the day of your test.

 

[bmello]

Hey, how is your metabolism? The problem is the potency of THC. Anything else will wash out of your system in days. Do every rinse and cleanse you can with complx B vitamins, cranberry juice, drink it religiously, and other dark juices, but cranberry is best. Golden seal, water, flush, flush, flush. Get a stick test and see where you are at. I have seen my friend, who was everyday for over ten years, clean out and get a neg. in less than two weeks. It all depends on your metabolism and completely stop smoking. IMPORTANT: Stop all flushing agents, except water, one or two days before the test...If you are still pulling a pos. at this point, do the sure jel. Bringing in someone else's urine may not make temperature, unless you are absolutely sure it is within range between 90-100 degrees. If that doesn't work you got to have a back up because more than likely they will have you give another sample immediately. Your call, good luck

 

[Smoof One]

If your willing to drop some money i'd suggest getting that wizzintor thing, from what i've heard it works like a charm. plus you never have to worry about passing a drug test in the future cuz you can keep buy the synthetic urine to replace it. but if you dont want to drop the money on that i say do what bemello said and just flush. EXERCISE RELIGIOUSLY!! keep yourself hydrated and just stay away from smoking. other than that, thats all the advice i can lend. check out my post on the sticky : pass a drug test and smoke the day before: (its the last two pages).

peace bros.

 

[pranicfever]

Only one problem.. pranic is a girl

 

[Smoof One]

word been seeing alot of girls posting lately... why cant i find any down chicks that like to smoke where i live.lol.

well. i suggest maybe just having a clean friend pee in a condom and yea...you know where im going with this. so thats some way of doing it.
if not just abstain and flush your system.

 

[shipwrecker]

I am now starting to be be randomely drug tested.. but if I light up, then later that day take some aspirin, and cranberry juice, followed by vitamins and water for the next few days.. it'll clean out my system right?

 

[Mr.Wakenbake]

i suggest taking along someone else's pee with you. someone u know is clean. really there isn't much choice otherwise. Not in 2 weeks notice. I mean u can try all the gimmicks but the only garunteed way to pass... substitution man.