Practice makes perfect???

[Professor bongwater]

Could someone please give me some hints on how to successfully use a whizzinator. I have a test tomorrow, so I purchased one today. The instructions says to practice.... So I have practiced and practiced and still it look as though I have never taken a piss standing up before. Maybe if I piss on myself during the test it will distract them enough to get away with this act. IMHO this thing needs some serious redesigning. If anyone out there knows what I am going through PLEASE HELP!!!
This is for a job and I am praying that they will not need to observe the test, but the last test I had taken was for a job as well and they watched me very closely......And I thought I was at last legal to medicate myself the way our GREAT creator had intended us to!!
Enough rambling (for now)...
Prof.

 

[movintarget]

Good day,
The only method that has worked for me is to drink lots of water. Water is your best friend will flush your system. Not sure what a whizzinator is. If you have to provide a sample make sure it's as late in the day as possible and drink plenty of water to continue flushing your system. Good luck.....

 

[Professor bongwater]

Thanks for the shot-o-luck movintarget! I am a firm believer in good old fashioned H2O as well. Although I have not personally never tried to pass (with only water) without at least 4 days clean. So I was in sort of in a panic = "the whizzinator" idea.
Anyway, it took some getting use to but it worked!!!
I thank God for giving me a tester that was not interested in the size of my penis. As the last tester I had was "very interested in the size of my penis". What a way to earn a buck ha!
AAAAHHHHH!!!! Now I can clear my lungs and get some rest.
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[Hick]

I thank God for giving me a tester that was not interested in the size of my penis. As the last tester I had was "very interested in the size of my penis". What a way to earn a buck ha!

..Ohh man..funny stuff Prof'..thanks

 

[Professor bongwater]

I am glad that you liked it Hick, and they think that we have the problem.....

 

[DLtoker]

It's impossible to "clean out" your system in just a few days for a test. But, it is very possible to pass a test if you smoked less than 48 hrs before a test... Tried and tested. What you do is pound a liquid of your choice starting anywhere from 2 hrs to 24 hrs before your test. Urinate a half an hour before your test and pound a ton more water. What this is doing is DILUTING the concentration of your urine so it is impossible for them to see anything in it. Smoke on...

 

[wahzoo]

Man, its crazy that they make u take drug tests in the U.S. just for a job. Who the hell cares what u do in your personal life. If you **** at a job its going to show in your job performance regardless if you take drugs or not!

 

[schlendrake]

Ah the famous wizzinator. I would mess with their head and pull both members out at the same time. Hey if they want to watch then give them a show.