That Alka-Seltzer one was Brilliant!!!!
An Italian Family gathers around the table for Sunday Dinner ( a family tradition).
while waiting for Mama to finish up in the kitchen,
Papa - sitting at head of table-
tells his three Boys that he is proud of them and hopes they are proud of their Italian heritage
and appreciative of how hard Momma works to feed them Sunday dinner.
he turns to Antonio - his oldest son - and asks
Antonio - tell your Papa - what is your favorite food.
Antonio replied -Papa my favorite food is Lasagna.
Papa clapped and said good choice my Antonio!!
Papa looks at his middle son - Joseph and asks him the same question.
Joseph replied - Papa - my favorite food is Spagetti & Meatballs.
Ohhh good choice Papa exclaimed!!!
Papa looks down at Angelo - his youngest son - the trouble maker of the family.
Angelo - tell your Papa - what is your favorite food?
Angelo looks at Papa and says
Papa- my favorite food is the Pussy!!
Momma -entering the dining room - shrieked and dropped a full platter of food.
Papa -in a state of disbelief, pounds the table and shouts at Angelo
the Pussy?? the Pussy?
Don't you know the Pussy tastes like shit?
Angelo replied -But Pappa - you takea too big a Bite !!!!