Hackerman
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.... and, the doctor says, "I have some very bad news. And, I have even worse news".
The old guy replies, "What is the very bad news?"
And, the doctor says, "You have terminal cancer".
And, the old guy says, "Oh my God, what could be the even worse news?"
The doctor says, "You also have 3rd stage Alzheimer's Disease".
Finally, the old man replies, "Thank God. I thought you were going to tell me I had cancer".
My 90 year old Mom told me that one. LMAO
The old guy replies, "What is the very bad news?"
And, the doctor says, "You have terminal cancer".
And, the old guy says, "Oh my God, what could be the even worse news?"
The doctor says, "You also have 3rd stage Alzheimer's Disease".
Finally, the old man replies, "Thank God. I thought you were going to tell me I had cancer".
My 90 year old Mom told me that one. LMAO
