New here, looking forward to membership

[Hippie420]

I'm kinda partial to the crab cheese.

 

[joeb631a]

I'm kinda partial to the crab cheese.

me2

 

[doughper]

Ni fumu meiyou jyehwun, tsau muchin-ren.

I think he said it wrongly. Sin tax is horrid. Didn't use good grammar, spelling.:

NI父母没有教也很无奈, 听说AU much in-人.

And it (google) translates to:

NI parents are very helpless without teaching, I heard that AU is much in-people.

Wotev, m8. Smoke more why donchya.

 

[doughper]

general chows

*Tsau's

Hey, nice welcome, best i ever had in 20 years, but we gotta
move from introduction thread, yeah? Mods? Anybody?

 

[Hippie420]

Move to anywhere you care to. The forum is yours for the exploring. Lots 'o good stuff to read.

 

[Unca Walt]

I think he said it wrongly. Sin tax is horrid. Didn't use good grammar, spelling.:

And it (google) translates to:

Wotev, m8. Smoke more why donchya.

Google translate. Jeez.

Ni <-- You/your

fumu <-- fuchin & muchin = mother and father = fumu

meiyou <-- without, never

jyehwun <-- married

In sum: Your parents never married (deadly insult if you are Chinese, nuffin if you are a "da bz" --> "big nose")

tsau <-- First word you should ever learn. Use it like: tsau Bidum!!

ren <-- person

Put it together: "tsau muchin-ren" <-- *** mother person

Dzemma yang, tsau muchin-ren = What's happening, mother fker.

My sytax is fine. I am using the Yale Romanization, and Google Translate is fun. Try translating High German with Google and you get similar nonsense results.

 

[doughper]

Move to anywhere you care to. The forum is yours for the exploring. Lots 'o good stuff to read.

By move, shouldn't we stop posting chit chat in the introduction thread?
I dunno. It's my first day in this board.

 

[Unca Walt]

There are two fun digs that Chinese do to unsuspecting Big Noses:

Chop Suey <-- Leftovers, eg: Kitchen scraps. TINS

General Tso's Chicken <-- Causes giggles, it is a naughty word. Again, their joke.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

We are not that tite with the rules. Some may keep posting for weeks but look around and start a garden page if you grow. There is lots of stuff to surf here.

 

[doughper]

Google translate. Jeez.
Ni <-- You/your
fumu <-- fuchin & muchin = mother and father = fumu
meiyou <-- without, never
jyehwun <-- married
In sum: Your parents never married (deadly insult if you are Chinese, nuffin if you are a "da bz" --> "big nose")
tsau <-- First word you should ever learn. Use it like: tsau Bidum!!
ren <-- person
Put it together: "tsau muchin-ren" <-- *** mother person
Dzemma yang, tsau muchin-ren = What's happening, mother fker.
My sytax is fine. I am using the Yale Romanization, and Google Translate is fun. Try translating High German with Google and you get similar nonsense results.

So, hellifino, r u telling me that you really speak Mandarin Chinese, or what?

Oh, and doesn't mother and father = mofu? And what's that, Meow?? Huh? I thot
it was chinese, not kitty cat.

 

[doughper]

We are not that tite with the rules. Some may keep posting for weeks but look around and start a garden page if you grow. There is lots of stuff to surf here.

Well, i don't care, just thot some adherence to rules keeps things a bit more neat and tidy. And
i'm afraid of the law, and prison, so I won't grow. I can barely stand smoking it outside, for fear
that some cop'll arrest me for it. Boy i wish that **** was legal. Have you ever been in jail for this ****?
I have. It definitely ****** up my life, I'll tell you that much.

 

[oldfogey8]

Ni fumu meiyou jyehwun, tsau muchin-ren.

Knee how, shay shay.

 

[Unca Walt]

I would (*gag*) translate that to: "How are you" and either you are talking to an older sister (syesye) or you are saying thank you.

 

[pute]

It's terpinator...TERPINATOR! Know it, remember it, buy it!

I think we have hijacked this thread, btw. But this has been the most fun intro to a board I've ever had.

The mods are just here to have fun and keep the coffee warm. Try the O'l Farts or Misfits threads.

 

[oldfogey8]

@Unca Walt
It is ‘hello’ and ‘thank you’. I spent months in Taipei and that is all that stuck for me. Fortunately the Taiwanese are friendly people and most speak engrish.

 

[Hippie420]

Google translate. Jeez.

Ni <-- You/your

fumu <-- fuchin & muchin = mother and father = fumu

meiyou <-- without, never

jyehwun <-- married

In sum: Your parents never married (deadly insult if you are Chinese, nuffin if you are a "da bz" --> "big nose")

tsau <-- First word you should ever learn. Use it like: tsau Bidum!!

ren <-- person

Put it together: "tsau muchin-ren" <-- *** mother person

Dzemma yang, tsau muchin-ren = What's happening, mother fker.

My sytax is fine. I am using the Yale Romanization, and Google Translate is fun. Try translating High German with Google and you get similar nonsense results.

Yes, they were.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Well, i don't care, just thot some adherence to rules keeps things a bit more neat and tidy. And
i'm afraid of the law, and prison, so I won't grow. I can barely stand smoking it outside, for fear
that some cop'll arrest me for it. Boy i wish that **** was legal. Have you ever been in jail for this ****?
I have. It definitely ****** up my life, I'll tell you that much.

Wow, sorry you’re not in a legal state. It does make it a bit easier and I can see you being gunshy after being in jail for cannabis. Hope your life is getting back on track now. But you can still start a page about your interest that brought you here.

 

[RosterMan]

Now I better read the rules

 

[pute]

If you are diligent and watch what you post you should be fine. Lots on here grow in non legal states and have had very few issues lately. The only time I have spent a night in the crowbar hotel was for possession In 1973.

 

[pute]

Now I better read the rules

Good idea....ha ha