Need help with names

[mrkingford]

So i got a call from the pastor at my local church and he said he was given twin girl kittens now 4 months old when they were 2 months just to hold on to til someone moved ( you know how that goes ). Well since he had them 2 months he thought he would find a good home for them since he and his wife have 6 kids from less than one year old up to 9 years old and live in a small 3 bedroom house behind the church.
My wife and i went over to look at them and being the SUCKER IDIOT DILLHOLE that i am, the look in her eyes overcame me and well, there here at my house.
Ha, i did win a slight victory though, i told her i wanted the fiesty one for a friend to my Pitt Bull and i wanted to name it.
So we get home and the one cat hissed at the dog and other cats but the one i picked was cool as can be. I SWEAR i never saw my dog take to another animal this well. He followed her around for over 10 minutes licking her and when she got near his bone he only pushed her away with his face, but the other cats he chases for that.
The best part i named her GANJA.

I still need help with the other name BEFORE my wife picks a fairy name, please HELP.....LOL

What's the chances i pick the one cat who befriends my best friend, ha, i love it.

 

[mrkingford]

oops here are the pics....

P.S......ganja loves catnip.....hehe.....this is the start of a great relationship........animals are an awesome relief for stress.

 

[mrkingford]

Sorry for the pics but they were not in the photo taking mood as you can see.............................

 

[NYC_Diesel x Jack_Herer]

"Mary" and "Jane"
or
"D'Wan" and "D'uderwan"

 

[mrkingford]

"Mary" and "Jane"
or
"D'Wan" and "D'uderwan"

Ha ha, i never thought of that, i just told my wife that and she bust out laughing.

 

[The Hemp Goddess]

Shiva
Kali

 

[mrkingford]

Shiva
Kali

Kali, my wife likes it, we'll wait a couple days before deciding.

The little one is fearless, my Pittbull was sleeping and she dove on his face to play, but the good boy he is he just walked away.

We went to the store today and bought them toys, catnip (so they stay clear of my stuff), food, bowls, etc.

 

[HippyInEngland]

The little one is fearless, my Pittbull was sleeping and she dove on his face to play

Pittita.

 

[mrkingford]

Theres NO WAY i could have come home with cat treats and nothing for the " King " of the house.
So i got him this..........................................

He's better than ADT...................ha

 

[Locked]

I hve two cats myself...The "kitten" is a Maine Coon named Pugsley...he just turned 1 and is 11 pounds...He is super smart and will play fetch with you for hours.... The older cat is my girl...she is named Wednesday...she is shy and timid compared to Pugz...if you are partial to pot names how bout Kush?

 

[mrkingford]

We took them 2 the vet and guess what, there BOYS, not girls, you would fiqure a preacher with 6 kids could tell ?

Ha, that's cool, all the cats and the dog are boys.

I'm not gonna use MJ names for the cats like i wanted since my wife explained "how would we explain what GANJA means to the preacher", so i named one Jinxy and still open for the other.
I need another boy name.

 

[Weeddog]

since Mary and Jane is no good, how bouts Mario and James

 

[SherwoodForest]

Snaglepuss

 

[SherwoodForest]

Hey does your lickbull go through those rawhide items faster than a normal dog goes through a bowl of kibbles? Mine are able to eat through anything that a pet store sells, even a item intended for big chewers has no chance of surviving more than a day. Mine just plain eat raw hide bones like a milk bone biscuit.

 

[mrkingford]

Hey does your lickbull go through those rawhide items faster than a normal dog goes through a bowl of kibbles? Mine are able to eat through anything that a pet store sells, even a item intended for big chewers has no chance of surviving more than a day. Mine just plain eat raw hide bones like a milk bone biscuit.

Yeah, since he has between 1600-2000lbs per sq. inch of jaw power, nothing withstands his bite.
I often thought he would be great for testing new dog toys they claim to be indestructable, HA, he rips them all apart like an old worn t-shirt.
He went through that bone in 20 minutes and he was in no hurry.
At xmas i get him REAL cow bones from the farms here, they raise cows for slaughter and sell every part. These things are frigin HUGE.
He weighs 121 lbs and has a 26" neck. He is a 3rd generation America Pitt Bull Terrier.
You know Teddy rooselvelt had one in the white house and The blind woman Helen Keller had one ( thats why no-one ****** with her,lol),
and pete (actually there were 2 pete's) from the little rascals, they were ALL American Pitt bull Terriers.
He is my best friend...............................

 

[mrkingford]

P.S. what is a lickbull?????? it's Pittbull

 

[wmmeyer]

Since you're trying to find a boy's name to please the preacher, how about something scriptural? There's some goodies in the old Test, like Boaz for example. Call him 'Az for short, when the preacher is not around.

 

[SPEARCHUCKER]

Aww. I was really hoping for twin females so you could name them after the hottest women in the world. Paris and Nikki! Also twins btw.

But males. I go for Herer and Mr. Nice Guy. I think both are "preacher-proof" as Mr.NG would likely sound adorable to him.

 

[mrkingford]

It's not that i'm trying to please the preacher but it could be awkward being asked infront of 1/2 dozen people, gee what did you name them, ohhhh....
or "what does that mean?"
By the way, one of the local yahoos cops family goes there too, keep in mind WORD OF MOUTH in a small town is like a fart in an elevator, everyone knows who did it.

 

[mrkingford]

It's been settled !!

CHEECH & CHONG