need anwsers quick plz

[needajob]

ok so i have a job interview tomorrow morning at 10am .. i quit smoking almost a year ago but a friend talked me into smoking a lil bit about 2 weeks ago... and then i hit one 1 time two days ago .. i really need this job ... so how can i guarantee 100% for sure pass the test tomorrow??? plz someone help me out here ... :confused2:

 

[BackWoodsDrifter]

Well first off yual lyin yur friend talked ya into it that be funny enough to shoot snot out me nose cause I be laughin so hard. And mix gello mix to liqid bout hour befur test and take to piss dont eat nothin just jello mix
Good luck pilgrem now I needs to go clean up snot

BWD

 

[JustAnotherAntMarching]

look up: quick fix... good luck

 

[skullcandy]

I used to drink a 32 oz of pick juice from the big jars of picks you get from the as staion or where ever pickles are sold drink juice tonigh with about a gollon of water if you can you will piss all night then two hours before you go in start drinking water again a half to a half gallon you will piss before you go in it will be clear then just chill and take the test with all that waterin you thethc levels in your urine will be real low low enough to pass the test

 

[4u2sm0ke]

Sorry BWD...I tried that yrs back..read it here I think...But Ill tell ya...it came up just as fast as went down...nasty ****

I swear by this...
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look up: quick fix... good luck

yes Look into this...most sold at a head/smoke shop...the main thing is the tempature...it comes with a hand warmer..I recomend get some more ..Home depot and lowes sell these hand warmers...most UA tests you are sent to a facility to take the test so ya have time...if ya feel you will be tested at interview..be sure the bottle is at correct temp...store in your sock dureing interview:aok:...this Quik fix can be re heated many times and still be good...Ive passed many employment screens with this...and I still carry a box with me...ya never know right?
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[kal el]

Quick fix.
drink water to really flush and don't use first piss of day. chance you could piss clean too.

 

[BackWoodsDrifter]

Sorry BWD...I tried that yrs back..read it here I think...But Ill tell ya...it came up just as fast as went down...nasty ****

I swear by this...
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yes Look into this...most sold at a head/smoke shop...the main thing is the tempature...it comes with a hand warmer..I recomend get some more ..Home depot and lowes sell these hand warmers...most UA tests you are sent to a facility to take the test so ya have time...if ya feel you will be tested at interview..be sure the bottle is at correct temp...store in your sock dureing interview:aok:...this Quik fix can be re heated many times and still be good...Ive passed many employment screens with this...and I still carry a box with me...ya never know right?
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Reckon ya got me realy cause I never realy had try to pass no test cause were I be it gains our rights but did some readin bout it like yual said yual seen probably same readin stuff and sounded to good folk had sucsess with it. 4U be much smarted pilgrem then me and ifin he says it aint to workin what I be sayin then it aint to workin

Here tell ya what pilgrem here be my fix fur ya, move to canada and dont ever worry bout testin gain

Good luck yur trails walkin pilgrem hope they takes ya true to need.

BWD

 

[4u2sm0ke]

I say it works BWD??? I think you confused me and others here

Ive used this many times and no issues..like I said the most important thing is the tempature..

 

[4u2sm0ke]

Quick fix.
drink water to really flush and don't use first piss of day. chance you could piss clean too.

You do it this way...you better keep looking for work..

 

[orangesunshine]

ok so i have a job interview tomorrow morning at 10am .. i quit smoking almost a year ago but a friend talked me into smoking a lil bit about 2 weeks ago... and then i hit one 1 time two days ago .. i really need this job ... so how can i guarantee 100% for sure pass the test tomorrow??? plz someone help me out here ... :confused2:

best of luck on your interview---chances are you will be fine without any adulterants---1 hit 2 days ago ain't gonna tip the scale---in fact some of these tests are now testing for adulterants---so even if you test clean and show the adulterant---you are still at issue---don't sweat it you'll be fine

 

[Kupunakane]

Yo Ho needajob,

We do certainly understand the importance of a good job. THC likes to store itself in your fat cells, and there is a clue for you. I am a big man at 6'1" and 275 LBS so THC stores in me for about three months. I can strip faster if I work out and cause my body to flush itself. For me milk is a diaretic, so find something like maybe lemonade that make you piss a lot, and exercise.

4u2sm0ke is right on about that first piss of the day too.
You might find a Walgrens store in your area that sells the test kits to see if you are testing positive or not also. I mean if your going to worry why not panic...LOL

No, seriously listen to what the fellas here are trying to help you with. We have all been down these types of roads before, and worry will never get you where you want to be.

Just go about everything as far as trying to strip yourself, and you should be just fine especially if you are not a heavy weight like me.

P.s. I was never willing to take a job where I would have to be tested, as I have always felt that testing was an absolute violation of my privacy.

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna:icon_smile:

 

[BackWoodsDrifter]

King be spot on with right to privacy thats why us canuckians dont submit to it cause gainst our rights. Wouldnt matter much to me ifin I did take to test cause I have been in industries weres I need to go round to all sorts of pilgrems fires (homes) to do what I do and sometimes I goes into these places and the folk living there had just finished takin to the pipe or smoked rolled one and I be breathin in all sorts to second hand mj smoke in my work so ifin i had be tested there be my excuse that I am exsposed to it regular. Maybe yual can do the same with story ifin it be positive tells them yual place that had it goin on and maybe thats why. Dont know pilgrem just spit ballin tryin to help ifin I can. Hope yual gets yur fixed

BWD

 

[needajob]

ok so i done the sure jell with gatorade and b12 but now my interveiw has been put off til 2 and i drank that at 8 this morning ... will i still be ok this evening or does that just work for a temp fix ... i even went and bought a home test around 10 and it came back negative ... what do you all think? Am i ok?

 

[BackWoodsDrifter]

soundin like yur gunna pull through pilgrem but they be watchin to yur stress to it to so dont be givin yurself away in other ways. Just relax pilgrem and keeps to yur cool

BWD

 

[4u2sm0ke]

sounds good....please let us know how it goes...Best of Luck

 

[kal el]

You do it this way...you better keep looking for work..

i ment use quick fix.
the rest was in case you don't have time for quick fix.

 

[4u2sm0ke]

my Bad..I read it wrong My apologies

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[needajob]

well i took the test , but the instant test machine they had was broke so they had to send it off to a lab which im super worried about but i wont know the results for 4-5 days!!

 

[BackWoodsDrifter]

Well pilgrem what yual goin to do now? Mine as well set back by yur fire and light one up and let yur worries drift to the night while yual waitin and takes the strain off unless yual get perinoid and think they might be findin test inconclussive and need nother sample Oh Oh yual didnt smoke already did ya Yankin ankle friend all ya can do is wait.

BWD

 

[needajob]

Well still haven't heard anything about it so i'm guessing i prolly aint gonna get the job .. but thanks to you all for your helpful words .... its driving me insane though not knowing whether or not it back and i failed or if it just hasn't came back yet .. lol ... still got a lil hope ... does anyone know how they do the lab test are they more specific then the one at the job shop?