longevity of clean urine samples

[86vwgti8v]

I give up, I need to get a job ASAP and I can't seem to pee clean.
the next step was something I didnt want to do but oh well.
I am getting my kids to pee in a bucket then I plan on using it for jobs. I have done this in thepast and it worked. place urine in small unused lotion bottle from wall mart. wrap around thigh with ace bandage and keep it warm with a "hot hands" pocket warmer used for hunting or what not.
My question for you guys is how long will the pe stay good, will it go bad, and what should my storage strategy consist of.
I only have the kids on the weekends so I would really like the pee to last untill at least wendsday even though I plan on using it all by monday.
Should I put it in the fridge? or leave it out on the counter?

 

[Kupunakane]

Hey there 86vw,
Pee or urine is time limited sorry !!, from the time that you urinate there are certain things that start to happen, Urine is sterile for one. The urine quickly becomes contaminated from the outside enviroment and also it starts to degrade, as in breakdown. For instance the ammonia in urine starts changing rapidly with temp changes. Look all this up and be dumb as a fox with your testing. I would get my sister to pee in a bottle just for the fun of it, but then I wouldn't work for any company that tested, no matter what, it is still an invasion of my privacy. The thigh method wrapped with an ace bandage to hold it there works untill they insist on going in there with you , (YIKES)
smoke in peace
KingKahuuna

 

[ktownlegend]

well bud i work at a head shop, have u thought bout perhaps a synthetic sample? theres a wide variety of them. to u i would reccommend one very similar to the old tommy chong brand "Urin-luck" its and IV pack set up with a hose that hooks to a belt.

www.testnegative.com check that site out should be able to help u out

 

[86vwgti8v]

I have absolutley no money to be buying aftermarket stuff. the time I did this in the past it worked but the urine was released the night before the test then kept in the car till after work.
How long before it starts to break down and change. I am not looking to open a cannery or nothing But i know I will be needing pee on monday. today is saturday if I collect the pee today will it make it til monday at least?

 

[86vwgti8v]

so yesterday I collected some urine from my boys. The place I plan to go tomorow is a temp agency because thats almost the only way for me to find a job now days.
I have failed this test once before so I know how they work there tests.
I go into the bathroom myself, pee into the cup and hold the dipstick in it then call the secratary in after the results show up. there is no lab involved. will yesterdays urine be OK????? I really don't want to look like a a$$ again, please some adivice on my urine samples. It is about 20 oz's in a empty water bottle with the lid on being kept under the sink where it is a little warmer than the house.

 

[clever_intuition]

You know that I have had to pee in a cup twice through my time and what I did was simply drink 2 gallons of water a day for two days, went in and peed. I passed both times. This might not work for other people though depends on what and how much you smoke prolly.

Your idea sounds like it would work as long as you know there is not going to be a lab involved in the process down the road?